Valentine's Double Dating

Settle in for some VD double action, 2 minutes in and my partner up and leaves. Sure I’m a little dejected but hey, there’s more live, warm bodies out there to share a special moment with. So after I rise from my 2v1 box of chocolate stomping, I get back in the matchmaking queue to see who my lovely new partner is…
Countdown begins, I eagerly anticipate this matchmaking meant to be (after all, I did answer those pages of questions about what I was looking for in a partner, ground pound vs Spartan charge prefererences, etc.
The moment of truth arrived and… I found myself 1v2 to begin things.
Unlucky in love (and war) I guess <3

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> Settle in for some VD double action, 2 minutes in and my partner up and leaves. Sure I’m a little dejected but hey, there’s more live, warm bodies out there to share a special moment with. So after I rise from my 2v1 box of chocolate stomping, I get back in the matchmaking queue to see who my lovely new partner is…
> Countdown begins, I eagerly anticipate this matchmaking meant to be (after all, I did answer those pages of questions about what I was looking for in a partner, ground pound vs Spartan charge prefererences, etc.
> The moment of truth arrived and… I found myself 1v2 to begin things.
> Unlucky in love (and war) I guess <3

Ah, the bushes of love are cruel, comrade.

3rd time was a charm. Thanks ScarFaceHN03 for a charming time cramming splinter grenades in our opponents faces.