Valentine req pack.

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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I don’t particularly like anyone I’ve played with recently (besides a few youtubers), so this pack is just going to be stuck in my inventory.

I can’t even open it up myself. What am I supposed to do with it?

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Send it to me and i send you mine

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This is a joke right

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What valentine req pack? I haven’t received any sort of pack.

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> This is a joke right

Nope. If you check your REQ inventory, you will see a gift only Valentine Pack.

> If for some reason a Team Doubles refresh wasn’t enough to get you excited for Valentine’s Day, we’ve decided to give every player who signs on today a free giftable Valentine’s Day REQ Pack! That’s right - play anytime today and you’ll automatically receive a free pack to give to your valentine, your Doubles teammate, or me (please don’t send them to me - give them to someone else!).

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> This is a joke right

Awww I think it’s sweet!

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First one to send me a <mark>forum appropriate</mark> joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.

Note: I don’t intend to respond to those that attempt this feat and fail to make me laugh.

EDIT: Prize has been won; I’ll send it out this evening before I step out. If you want to keep the jokes coming I’m not opposed though. And thank you to whomever sent me one.

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> First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.

What would a forum appropriate joke be?

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> > 2533274880633045;7:
> > First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.
>
> What would a forum appropriate joke be?

I.E. Something clean non-political/non-religious/etc Halo related. In accordance with forum rules. Consider it a challenge.

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Makes sense since they made giftable reqs a thing now.

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That awkward moment when you have no one to gift it to. #ForeverAlone

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There is this one girl on my mind that I may give my gift to her; I’m not telling you on who she is. :smirk:

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> First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.

Palmer Said Thought you’d be taller.
Chief Said Thought you’d be hotter!
Marine Said oooooooooo!

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> > 2533274880633045;7:
> > First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.
>
> Palmer Said Thought you’d be taller.
> Chief Said Thought you’d be hotter!
> Marine Said oooooooooo!

A: That’s not funny.
B: Via PM only.

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Anyone want to trade packs Lol? add me on xbox and I’ll send it to you.

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> > 2533274957867849;13:
> > > 2533274880633045;7:
> > > First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.
> >
> > Palmer Said Thought you’d be taller.
> > Chief Said Thought you’d be hotter!
> > Marine Said oooooooooo!
>
> A: That’s not funny.
> B: Via PM only.

Idk, I thought it was pretty funny. I laughed at least.

And PM’s isn’t nearly as fun. How are we supposed to share in the jokes? Just have everyone post here and pick someone at random. :smiley:

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> 2533274880633045;7:
> First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.
>
> Note: I don’t intend to respond to those that attempt this feat and fail to make me laugh.

PM? what is that?

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> 2533274880633045;14:
> > 2533274957867849;13:
> > > 2533274880633045;7:
> > > First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.
> >
> > Palmer Said Thought you’d be taller.
> > Chief Said Thought you’d be hotter!
> > Marine Said oooooooooo!
>
> A: That’s not funny.
> B: Via PM only.

Pm?

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> > 2533274880633045;14:
> > > 2533274957867849;13:
> > > > 2533274880633045;7:
> > > > First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.
> > >
> > > Palmer Said Thought you’d be taller.
> > > Chief Said Thought you’d be hotter!
> > > Marine Said oooooooooo!
> >
> > A: That’s not funny.
> > B: Via PM only.
>
> Pm?

Private message

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> > 2533274880633045;14:
> > > 2533274957867849;13:
> > > > 2533274880633045;7:
> > > > First one to send me a PM with a forum appropriate joke that I actually laugh at will get mine. I’ll edit this when it gets taken.
> > >
> > > Palmer Said Thought you’d be taller.
> > > Chief Said Thought you’d be hotter!
> > > Marine Said oooooooooo!
> >
> > A: That’s not funny.
> > B: Via PM only.
>
> Idk, I thought it was pretty funny. I laughed at least.
>
> And PM’s isn’t nearly as fun. How are we supposed to share in the jokes? Just have everyone post here and pick someone at random. :smiley:

All right; I’ll open it up to quoted jokes. Didn’t really want to hijack this dude’s thread. Still going to go with the first one to make me laugh though.