Utopie

Please take this garbage unbalanced map out of Matchmaking

what a well formed argument. you will go far, my friend.

wow, you know before I really liked this map but after that in depth argument I don’t see why 343, or anyone for that matter wouldn’t agree

its way more balanced than paradiso, you have to fight over the shee instead of getting it off spawn

As many have said before, what a wonderful argument you’ve presented.

Utopie is actually fairly balanced, I was like you once, but then I learned the proper strategy to go about playing this map. It’s from from being the worst map in the game balance-wise (lolPinnacle).

I’ll go out on a limb and predict one of three things:

  1. You claim Utopie is unbalanced and “garbage”, probably because you suck at playing this map,
  2. You won’t respond to anyone’s comment on this thread,
  3. You’re under the age of 15.

u mad bro?

> As many have said before, what a wonderful argument you’ve presented.
>
> Utopie is actually fairly balanced, I was like you once, but then I learned the proper strategy to go about playing this map. It’s from from being the worst map in the game balance-wise (lolPinnacle).
>
> I’ll go out on a limb and predict one of three things:
> 1. You claim Utopie is unbalanced and “garbage”, probably because you suck at playing this map,
> 2. You won’t respond to anyone’s comment on this thread,
> 3. You’re under the age of 15.
>
> u mad bro?

Well I will go out on a limb and say that you weigh over 200 and have no girlfriend.

All this map turns into is a big rush for the banshee. 2 ways to shoot it down. Plasma Pistol…DODGE. Rocket…DODGE
You can focus DMR fire on it but it’ll just fly away. OH and can you say SPAWN CAMPING because I can.

> > As many have said before, what a wonderful argument you’ve presented.
> >
> > Utopie is actually fairly balanced, I was like you once, but then I learned the proper strategy to go about playing this map. It’s from from being the worst map in the game balance-wise (lolPinnacle).
> >
> > I’ll go out on a limb and predict one of three things:
> > 1. You claim Utopie is unbalanced and “garbage”, probably because you suck at playing this map,
> > 2. You won’t respond to anyone’s comment on this thread,
> > 3. You’re under the age of 15.
> >
> > u mad bro?
>
> Well I will go out on a limb and say that you weigh over 200 and have no girlfriend.
>
> All this map turns into is a big rush for the banshee. 2 ways to shoot it down. Plasma Pistol…DODGE. Rocket…DODGE
> You can focus DMR fire on it but it’ll just fly away. OH and can you say SPAWN CAMPING because I can.

When trying to insult someone, saying “over 200” is not a very good strategy. 200 pounds is actually a very lean build for many men, but can also be very fit and muscular.

> > > As many have said before, what a wonderful argument you’ve presented.
> > >
> > > Utopie is actually fairly balanced, I was like you once, but then I learned the proper strategy to go about playing this map. It’s from from being the worst map in the game balance-wise (lolPinnacle).
> > >
> > > I’ll go out on a limb and predict one of three things:
> > > 1. You claim Utopie is unbalanced and “garbage”, probably because you suck at playing this map,
> > > 2. You won’t respond to anyone’s comment on this thread,
> > > 3. You’re under the age of 15.
> > >
> > > u mad bro?
> >
> > Well I will go out on a limb and say that you weigh over 200 and have no girlfriend.
> >
> > All this map turns into is a big rush for the banshee. 2 ways to shoot it down. Plasma Pistol…DODGE. Rocket…DODGE
> > You can focus DMR fire on it but it’ll just fly away. OH and can you say SPAWN CAMPING because I can.
>
> When trying to insult someone, saying “over 200” is not a very good strategy. 200 pounds is actually a very lean build for many men, but can also be very fit and muscular.

HA ok…and he is 5’3
also 12 years old

Hows that?

It’s way more balanced than Paradiso; both sides have a direct path to the mountaintop.

> Hows that?

-Yoink!-, Bob, I know you’re mature than this. Stop acting like a Reach Forum kid and slinging insults, and start using some damn logic.

Also, you need to play more Customs. I rarely ever see you.

My names OP and I’m going to rage about a map without even knowing it. I haven’t been on in a few weeks so forgive me if I get some stuff wrong.

Laser on the bridge that goes over the gap outside the central man made tunnel will cure any of your banshee killing issues. That or you could use the DMR like most people. It definitely hurts. Or even the sniper.

Get to looking, stop complaining because you haven’t bothered to learn a map.

EDIT: Nvm.

It’s MUCH more balanced than Paradiso and is less linear (a.k.a go for Banshee, go to other spawn, rape face, etc.) because of the actual fight for the Shee, which also is WAY more interesting than having 12 year olds kill you just so that they can get to the Banshee first.

Actually, I’d tend to agree with the OP. Paradiso was bad enough, but Utopie really doesn’t do much to address the inherent problems with the map. The main problems with it are that it’s still far too easy to sit up on the mountain and spawn-camp (especially if you’re Red Team), and the neutral Banshee spawn means that one team holds complete and utter air superiority.

Combine the two, and you get one team utterly destroying the other simply because they can sit up on a mountain and play around with the Banshee for twenty minutes. The opposing team hardly has a chance to break the spawn-lock because there’s nowhere safe to spawn in and mount a resistance - not to mention the mountain making it far too easy for campers to secure the AV weapons.

Could have been good, but that mountain ruins it.

> > > > As many have said before, what a wonderful argument you’ve presented.
> > > >
> > > > Utopie is actually fairly balanced, I was like you once, but then I learned the proper strategy to go about playing this map. It’s from from being the worst map in the game balance-wise (lolPinnacle).
> > > >
> > > > I’ll go out on a limb and predict one of three things:
> > > > 1. You claim Utopie is unbalanced and “garbage”, probably because you suck at playing this map,
> > > > 2. You won’t respond to anyone’s comment on this thread,
> > > > 3. You’re under the age of 15.
> > > >
> > > > u mad bro?
> > >
> > > Well I will go out on a limb and say that you weigh over 200 and have no girlfriend.
> > >
> > > All this map turns into is a big rush for the banshee. 2 ways to shoot it down. Plasma Pistol…DODGE. Rocket…DODGE
> > > You can focus DMR fire on it but it’ll just fly away. OH and can you say SPAWN CAMPING because I can.
> >
> > When trying to insult someone, saying “over 200” is not a very good strategy. 200 pounds is actually a very lean build for many men, but can also be very fit and muscular.
>
> HA ok…and he is 5’3
> also 12 years old
>
> Hows that?

I’m 20 years old, a sophomore at university (working on a dual major in creative writing and theoretical physics), 6’1", 220 lbs, and I’ll be celebrating my 5-year anniversary with my significant other this month.

I’m pretty satisfied with my life. I don’t need a child, with the maturity of a preschooler, to attempt to use grade school insults to make his dwindling self-esteem rise, for he has to log onto forums and “make fun” of random strangers to feel more confortable about himself. You had no rebuttal to what I said earlier, so I garner all of the things I predicted still hold true.

Have a nice day.