Fellow Americans… or Africans… or Italians… or Emuricans… or Martians… Fellow Waypoint-ers,
as you may see, there are “unicorn hunters” assembling across the web, recruiting and multiplying by the minute. It spreads fast. Where they came from I don’t know. What they want… unspeakable horrors. They seek a power unmatched by UNSC technology. Once obtained, there is no stopping them. This plague has gotten into many people and they plot this atrocity this very second.
Come November 6th, launch day, I fear we may be overrun by this great evil. Brace yourself. I bring you this news not for the safety of your well being, but for the satisfaction of my tired mentality. I believe I do not have the necessary preparation to overcome this madness. My mind is not ready for this. But I do know this. I have no regrets for the life I lived (except maybe going through with posting this). I will face the enemy with the bravest of bravery, tears-streaming, sanity-aching, as I maintain to resist this catastrophe.
May Beamish help us all.
I honestly don’t see the point of these ‘unicorn hunts’. Armour is armour. However, if one of my teammates is wearing it, drawing the ire of the other team, might as well take advantage of their tunnel vision and snap a few necks.
join our alliance and you’ll triumph!!! the FOTUS brotherhood is strong! we are also joined with our fellow allies, these so-call…asians!!! they go by the billions!!! we will resist these unicorn hunters! together!!! we shall be victorious!!!
It is tempting… No! I must resist! I will not submit!
> It is tempting… No! I must resist! I will not submit!
It’s either submit, or be ravaged by our Monochromacorn. The choice is yours 
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> It is tempting… No! I must resist! I will not submit!
You must join us, for they will try and bring us to our knees.
They want our horns huh? Well we’ll give it to them straight up their -Yoink-!!!
> > It is tempting… No! I must resist! I will not submit!
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> You must join us, for they will try and bring us to our knees.
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> They want our horns huh? Well we’ll give it to them straight up their -Yoink!-!!!
You guys have fun with that. I’ll be playing Virtual Boy (Scanner).
dont hate because on the 6th my xbox will be cooler than yours.
i will shove my horn up your -Yoink-!
Monochromicorn flourishes on the idea of vandalizing Monochromicorn’s insides with Monochromicorn’s horn.
All your unicorns are belong to us! I think that phrase fits in here - seriously though, until I see a real unicorn, I’m going to chalk this thread up to silly fun, but I need to lock it!