ONLY 2 days left until we are open for FOTUS unicorn hunting season!
I personally will be collecting their horns so if you see my player crouching repeatedly over their dead bodies its because I’m just collecting horns!
Anyone else excited as me?!?
Let the unicorn blood spill on the 6th, and we shall bathe in it!
Fellow Spartans they have grown in numbers and have seemed to come together and become a clan of sorts.
You will need an xbl gold permit to hunt the FOTUS in their natural habitats.
YES I NEED A CRYO TUBE
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>Spends days trying to trade for FOTUS.
>Can’t get it.
>Decides to be super buttfrustrated and make this thread.
OP, you remind me of a guy who thought lithium would be a good substitute for opiates.
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Oh snap.
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I have the feeling something bad’s gonna go down…
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“Unicorns are ponies with strap ons” I love that quote from two and a half men.
But yeah I’ll be glad to kill these furry lil beasts with my menacing LOCUS.
I’m surprised there are quite alot of people butt hurt over FOTUS compared to the Legendary Flames in Reach, it’s not like those who use that armour have an advantage.
USAPT
Unicorn
Spartans
Are
People
Too
Stop this. Stop this unjust treatment.
Donate today and help save a Unicorn Spartan that is getting tea-bagged.
lol
My response would be: Challenge Accepted.
However, I’m curious with why, if you dislike the look of the armor so much, much insist on taking it out on the people that do?
I assume this is meant as a joke, and I don’t mean to kill the spirit, it just confuses the heck out of me why people are so interested in punishing the Fotus users? I bought the bundle because my old xbox died, and the Fotus is a neat bonus to my new console.
Besides, you wouldn’t shoot a Unicorn with glasses, would you?
“OH MAN IMMA -Yoink!- THIS GUY WITH RED FLAMES CAUSE HE HAS THEM AND IT MAKES ME LOOK BETTER”
Said nobody in Reach. Ever.
“OH MAN IMMA -Yoink!- THIS GUY WITH FOTUS CAUSE HE HAS IT AND IT MAKES ME LOOK BETTER”
Says everybody for Halo 4.
What happened to the community guys? What happened?
> >Spends days trying to trade for FOTUS.
> >Can’t get it.
> >Decides to be super buttfrustrated and make this thread.
>
> OP, you remind me of a guy who thought lithium would be a good substitute for opiates.
…some people legitimately don’t like it. I’ll be on a FOTUS hunt, it will be fun looking for people with FOTUS and destroying them.
As one of the FOTUS users, I can say that I’ll be looking forward to the witch hunt and I’ll be even happier when you guys fail & get taken out by a group of “Unicorns”
> USAPT
>
> Unicorn
> Spartans
> Are
> People
> Too
>
>
> Stop this. Stop this unjust treatment.
> Donate today and help save a Unicorn Spartan that is getting tea-bagged.
>
> lol
But what am I supposed to do with all these extra bullets? If I don’t use them to kill Unicorns, some horrible noob might abuse them!
We must stop bullet-abuse. Please do your daily service and kill that extra Unicorn.
> ONLY 5 days left until we are open for FOTUS unicorn hunting season!
>
> I personally will be collecting their horns so if you see my player crouching repeatedly over their dead bodies its because I’m just collecting horns!
>
> Anyone else excited as me?!?
you seem pretty confident…
i can see it now!!! it turns out that they were actually hunting YOU! sticking their horns in your urethra, mouth, and doo-doo hole because you’re into -Yoink!-. don’t get too cocky; though it would be hilarious to see a clip of you on youtube, getting -Yoink!- by a bunch of unicorns haha.
> >Spends days trying to trade for FOTUS.
> >Can’t get it.
> >Decides to be super buttfrustrated and make this thread.
>
> OP, you remind me of a guy who thought lithium would be a good substitute for opiates.
Trying to green text on the waypoint forums. No John, you’re the person.
> > >Spends days trying to trade for FOTUS.
> > >Can’t get it.
> > >Decides to be super buttfrustrated and make this thread.
> >
> > OP, you remind me of a guy who thought lithium would be a good substitute for opiates.
>
> …<mark>some people legitimately don’t like it. I’ll be on a FOTUS hunt, it will be fun looking for people with FOTUS and destroying them</mark>.
Challenge accepted 
Again I must ask though, why hate on the people that wear it? You can not like an armor and all, but then you go hunting people for it? Is that out of spite? Or is there a hidden reason behind it?
Did- did the Unicorns steal your waffles ?
> USAPT
>
> Unicorn
> Spartans
> Are
> People
> Too
>
>
> Stop this. Stop this unjust treatment.
> Donate today and help save a Unicorn Spartan that is getting tea-bagged.
>
> lol
This absolutely made my night. Thank you!!!
If you want my unicorn horn you’ll have to kill me first…
and puts on Master Chief voice
‘That’s not going to happen.’
> “OH MAN IMMA -Yoink!- THIS GUY WITH RED FLAMES CAUSE HE HAS THEM AND IT MAKES ME LOOK BETTER”
>
> Said nobody in Reach. Ever.
>
> “OH MAN IMMA -Yoink!- THIS GUY WITH FOTUS CAUSE HE HAS IT AND IT MAKES ME LOOK BETTER”
>
> Says everybody for Halo 4.
>
> What happened to the community guys? What happened?
This is a joke, right? I even teabagged myself because I have Orange flames in Halo Reach.
> > USAPT
> >
> > Unicorn
> > Spartans
> > Are
> > People
> > Too
> >
> >
> > Stop this. Stop this unjust treatment.
> > Donate today and help save a Unicorn Spartan that is getting tea-bagged.
> >
> > lol
>
> But what am I supposed to do with all these extra bullets? If I don’t use them to kill Unicorns, some horrible noob might abuse them!
>
> We must stop bullet-abuse. Please do your daily service and kill that extra Unicorn.
EBA
Extra
Bullets
Anomaly
If this has ever happened to you, experts recommend firing into the air while spinning.
This has been proven to save Unicorns and cause joy.
This is fun 