ultimate plan to save halo

Games Halo: The Master Chief Collection
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I’ve been reading all the posts with ideas and I’ve been thinking… What if we combine multiple ideas to save halo?
step 1. Start by going on a hunger strike right now. NO ONE EATS UNTIL HALO IS FIXED!
step 2. We need to start a class action lawsuit against 343. We need to make sure they burn for this!
step 3. Since class action lawsuits probably take time, and a hunger strike only does so much. Tonight we riot in the streets! Looting and anarchy everywhere until halo is fixed!
step 4. Someone with haxor skills must shut down Xbox live all together! If we can’t play halo… NO ONE PLAYS LIVE!!!(Except maybe leave titanfall online? I was gonna hop on for a match or 2 later)
step 5.???
step 6. MASS SUICIDES!!! I mean -Yoink- do you wanna live in a world where halos matchmaking is broken? Didnt think so. Lets show them we mean business!
step 7. Profit

if we follow these easy steps not only will we pressure 343 into fixing halo tmcc, but well make profit while doing it! -Yoink- guys, we may finally get them to port this to colecovision! Who’s with me!?

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Thanks for the laugh, lol. This is amazing.
I was about to go on a rant at you.

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I would be deeply appreciative if you would refrain from speaking.

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…this is the best forum post I have ever read.

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> I would be deeply appreciative if you would refrain from speaking.

Also acceptable! Good thinking Spartan! You hear that 343? He refuses to speak until you fix halo!

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> I’ve been reading all the posts with ideas and I’ve been thinking… What if we combine multiple ideas to save halo?
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> step 5.???
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> step 7. Profit

Yep, we’ve all seen that episode of SouthPark.

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Step 5: Get some khakis.

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> Step 5: Get some khakis.

like a boss

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step 5 - blow loads on their faces

that’ll teach em

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> step 5 - blow loads on their faces
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> that’ll teach em

I can get behind that! … No -Yoink!-