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Hi we’re 343 industries, and we like to beat around the bush.

We also like to acknowledge that we didn’t do as good as we could have, but in our opinions we did great! I mean look at all this money we have, must have been all the hype!

It’s our first big game, or halo game, so it’s okay, and you all need to relax and play the game as is. It’s so diverse, and there are so many options to choose from. Mainly in multi-player. The map cycle is wide in each playlist. The rotational hopper playlist is a great idea. We just take classic playlists that everyone loved and only give you them a week at a time.

We like to say we are going to update this great game in a certain time frame, and then slap another month on.

Ranks, sk*nks, who needs them, it’s not like that was one of the main features that brought people to halo in the bungie days anyway. Since most of you won’t stop crying we will give you your sacred 1-50 via the web. It’s not like another site doesn’t already have one!

But overall we love our community and listen to everyones opinions. People have been saying we are getting bad feedback, but we think it’s great, plus what are the people going to do, spam the forums? Or will the population drop? Are you kidding me? We already got the dough, and our paid vacations. Now we are back, but half yoinking everything.

The majority of gamers are casual today, face it, and we please the majority!

-Love 343 Industries

P.S. This IS NOT really from 343i.

The bjavascript:__doPostBack(‘ctl00$MainContent$forum$ctl03$PostReply’,’’)est sarcasm i ever seen. greetings

You plan on trolling till your banned or are you just bored?