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Games Halo 5: Guardians
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so after watching the trailer we can see that master chief now is a nomad living in a small tent in the desert. This is beacuse his computer girlfriend died ohhhh boo hooo.
We see him walking through the barran wastlands which is obviously going to be perfect to show of the vivid colours the xbox one will have. He is wearing a hood like anybody els would as you dont want that sand getting all over your face now, hold on is he not in a suit oh well moving on…
He arrives at the scene off war of the worlds with the floor being sucked into the ground to revieal A GIANT POKEMON yes you heard it here first Halo 5 is in fact 343 and Nintendos collaberation.
Chief then pulls out his new pokedex on a chain to see what type it is and its a new one… the trailer cuts off at that point mainly because 343 did not want you to see what chief was actully hiding under that hood. thats right pokaballs.

no some halo 5 and xbox one facts

Maps will include all halo 3 maps and pokemon stadium

Mario will be playable but only in mp

The new wepons on the game are from donky knog 64

There will be a kart racing mini game

cortana will come back to life and make chief food and get him beers from the fridge to keep his health up

you can tell your xbox one to nip to the shops and stock you up with beer whilst you still playing the game yes thats how carzy its going to be

the game will play to itself even when you are at work so you have no idea of the story but you dog may be asleep on the sofa so ask him/her

You can play halo 5 whilst under water

The limeted edition xbox one halo 5 edition will come with a full size warthog and wii remote

You can play halo 5 watch a film, skype with friends, eat food, drink beer, drive a car, order take away, get your xbox drunk, feed the dog and cat, go to sleep, meet a girl, go on holiday, butter some bread, Get a new job, fly to the moon, paint your room, talk with bill gates, listen to music, make your own music, play a pc, and jump on the bed all at the same time thanks to the xbox one

The halo 5 limated edition controll pad will be unbreakable

The xbox one can destroy any ps4 withing a 5 mile radius if it detects one

these are just a few of the known facts about Halo 5 and the xbox one i will keep you posted on up to date facts once they are leeked.

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Are you 8? Your spelling is atrocious and so is your trolling. You just added a bunch of random things to the trailer in hopes that it would offend someone, and I bet you’ve been eagerly refreshing the page waiting for replies. It seems to me that you haven’t understood the meaning behind the Halo 4 story (since there is more character depth to Halo 4 than Master Chief being an unstoppable human tank who saves humanity a countless number of times) or the hints of what’s to come in this next Halo game (like the fact that the robes the Chief was wearing were to hide his armor and identity, not protect him from sand.) Please be logical about what you say and if you’re going to troll, do it right instead of just pulling Pokemon and Mario references out of your -Yoink-.

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Hahaha dude its a joke but im starting to feel like the halo comunity has its head so far up there own -Yoink- they have to complain about every thing and yes i have dyslexia you -Yoink-, also some jokes about the new xbox were there because its a joke the way they say it can do everything at once, anyway you sire have just turned me and my good friends away from halo and the new xbox oh and who is he hiding himself from in that massivly populated enviroment appart from the giant pokemon which faild and how about active camo

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How about a real analysis?
Anyway, you seem to be forgetting the fact that this was a TEASER trailer. I’m sure John won’t actually wear a cloak in game; it was used just to surprise us.
We see that John has turned Cortana’s chip into some kind of dog tag, most likely in memory of her.
How did John end up alone in a desert with some kind of Forerunner machine? We probably won’t know until more details are revealed.
Speaking of the machine, it seems to fit the description of the war sphinxes from the Forerunner saga.