Top Five -Yoink- Moves in Halo MP

I’m making this just for laughs, it’s the things other players do that make you want to yell ‘you’re a -Yoink-’ to them so here’s mine, 5 being least bad 1 being the worst;

  1. Teamkilling
    Ever spawn closest to the sniper rifle, you pick it up, then someone on your team betrays you for it? The sad thing is this is often done by players who can’t aim and don’t get a single kill with it. Other times, it’s just some guy being a troll. Overall, not cool at all.

  2. Armor-Locking when you’re almost dead
    This one comes from Halo: Reach. You’ve got a guy on the ropes, his shields pop, victory is yours, but then he goes into armor lock and stays that way for as long as he can. No big, he’s delaying the inevitable, but then along comes Buttbuddy McNoskill to bail him out. You get killed and the guy exits armor lock after you’ve died. -Yoink- move, man.

  3. Sword Sprinting
    How do you take an already broken weapon and make it even more broken? Give players the ability to sprint with it. This was worse in Halo 4 when having the sword equipped eliminated the slowdown effect from being hit by enemy fire, if you did not like the sword before, you’ll get even more reason not to when someone’s charging at you with it.

  4. Veteran players who still noob combo
    This one should be pretty self-explanatory. If you’ve been playing this game since halo 2 and you still have to use the noob combo, then you probably suck or you’re just being a troll, either way you won’t make many friends using it.

  5. Teabaggers
    You should’ve seen this one coming. Sore losers are a pain, but sore winners are sometimes worse. So you got the last kill that’s no excuse for necrophilia.

Agree with my list or have one of you’re own? Either way, I just want to see what everyone says.

In no particular order:

  • Betraying for the SMG- Betraying for the plasma repeater- Betraying for the flare- Betraying for the backseat of the Mongoose- Betraying for the radar jammer

All of these have happened to me and my buddies at one point or another.

Throwing the flare or radar jammer at teammates.

Not naming any names.

snickerdoodle.