Thunder thighs

Can I ask why Cortana has thunder thighs? She’s proportionate everywhere else. Why are her thighs so big? She’s an AI, she doesn’t gain wait by sitting on her -Yoink- all day.

It’s pretty distracting. Almost as detracting as those huge front teeth she has with a gap.

AI’s choose how they want to look.

Ok, although it’s a video game and 343 make the decisions i’ll bite and pretend for a second she’s real. Why would she want to look like a fat -Yoink-?

The shorter hair, the buck teeth, the fat thighs. Dear lord… 4 years to change the way you look and that’s the best you can come up with?

I am dissapoint.

She’s not fat at all… lol wtf.

I’m not too big a fan of her hair and face but she’s not fat…

you said “she’s an AI, she doesn’t gain weight” something like that, so i gave you logic as to why the AI’s form changed, no need to freak out…

> She’s not fat at all… lol wtf.
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> I’m not too big a fan of her hair and face but she’s not fat…

Her waste, not at all. But for some reason her thighs look very awkward in shape.

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She’s -Yoink!- as hell that’s why.

> > She’s not fat at all… lol wtf.
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> > I’m not too big a fan of her hair and face but she’s not fat…
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> Her waste, not at all. But for some reason her thighs look very awkward in shape.

so? is an AI’s appearance in a videogame really THAT important to you?

Changes occur ,my friend, and most times not everyone is left pleased with the result. For example, I found Halo 2’s Cortana to be fine and was actually disappointed at how weird looking she was in 3. Sure, she had that slender-ish build, but that face was beyond creepy. So oddly proportioned…

I’m quite happy at how she looks in Halo 4.

> > > She’s not fat at all… lol wtf.
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> > > I’m not too big a fan of her hair and face but she’s not fat…
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> > Her waste, not at all. But for some reason her thighs look very awkward in shape.
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> so? is an AI’s appearance in a videogame really THAT important to you?

It is when it comes to being proportionate. lol

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OP = Single dude who has never seen a woman aside a .jpg format.

Well most normal looking women with a healthy weight look like that… if Cortana is happy and healthy that’s all that matters.

lololololol :stuck_out_tongue:

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Nice fact you have there. Oh wait. You don’t even know me. Idiot.

She looks fine to me, besides the face being different.

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well it’s a good assuption seeing as how you call videogame character a fat -Yoink- or something like that just because of the size of her thighs.

Really?! So many other things to fixate on and you choose Cortanas thighs?

Maybe she chose to look the way she does because it fits in with her descent into AI insanity

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> well it’s a good assuption seeing as how you call videogame character a fat -Yoink!- or something like that just because of the size of her thighs.

You can assume all you want. It was nothing more than an observation. It’s also my “opinion” (if you even happen to know what that means)

Her thighs are touching. Thus she’s over weight and disproportionate to the rest of her body.

Actually a little known fact is that her “Thunder thighs” is caused by her stance… not her actual appearance. Because of the way female hips are. if you get some woman to stand in a military stance, heels together and the slimmer calves will make the thighs bulge out. but go through the game and watch her in actual motion and not just in stance you’ll notice her thighs are fine…

If that explaination isn’t good enough then you can just chalk it up to rampancy.