Three months still no fixes

We need transparency 343.

We also need you to hire me to retcon and rewrite Halo 4, Halo Spartan Ops, and Halo 5 so that the games can be well liked.

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At this point the only transparent update we may see is “we are sunsetting halo infinite’s services”.

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Nah forget the past lets just focus on the future because it needs every resource available.

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Nah.

Just hire me to spearhead a new studio dedicated to fixing 343’s mistakes.

Call it

Studio 117.

And I will make greatness once more. Simply need to also get Saber Interactive, Certain Affinity, Liquid Development, Skybox Labs, and Blur Studios as parts of the studios.

  • SI works on Campaign
  • CA works on Multiplayer
  • LD works on 3D modeling for cosmetics
  • SL works on Forge
  • Blur works on Cutscenes and soundtrack design.
  • And I work on story writing/directing.

How about you just start a studio and we make a real Halo game? Maybe get some guys from ElDewrito and Installation01 no need to waste time and effort trying to revive or save the trash piles 343 left lying around stinking.

Halo 4 had troubled development and unnecessary changes, yet a descent story.
Spartan Ops was Brian Reed’s first failure.
Halo 5 was going to be good until Brian Reed rewrote the script and made it fanfiction-into-canon.

A soft-reboot to the reclaimer saga so it still leads into Halo Wars 2 would be great.

https://careers.microsoft.com/us/en/job/1235938/Writing-Director-Halo-Infinite

Let me know if you get the job

Haha nice joke, see I actually have good work ethic and have moral standards. Plus I love this series so I don’t think any of those things are a good fit for 343i.

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Lemme just get my writing glove on.

  • https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzWNBmjyv7Y
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ElDewrito was a Halo 3 downgrade mod of Halo Online, which was a Halo 3/4 mod of Halo 3. The devs are cool and they moved onto making MCC into what it is now, but yeah, they appear to know Halo code extremely well. Installation 01 and Project Contingency are beautiful fan games made with no budget and a small group. Even Halo VR was impressive. A lot of fan devs and modders could easily work on a professional looking Halo game, since even Splitgate was made in 6 months with no budget. No idea what happened to Infinite to take all these years, all these employees, and half a billion, to be less impressive than most Halo games made in only a couple years.

Honestly @RamboBambiBambo apply. You’ve been saying hire me so often, toss an app out there, who knows. :eyes:

343: “You are a novice writer who has yet to actually publish anything. Why should we hire you?”

Me: “You guys made Brian Reed of all people be the Narrative Director of the franchise. A fingerless monkey given illegal drugs and locked in a room with a broken typewriter for a week would be able to write a more thought-out narrative than that guy. You set the bar so low, so allow me to raise it for you.”

343: *narrows eyes at me

I see nothing wrong here. You’ll get the job.

Especially once they see what I have planned to extend Halo 4’s narrative, make Spartan-Ops an actual thing that bridges the gap between Halo 4 and Halo 5, and my attempt at restoring the narrative of Halo 5 to be something grande rather than a mockery of the franchise.

I’m telling you…just toss that app out there to them.

I don’t want to see another “hire me” knowing you haven’t applied :eyes:

Don’t worry. I shall.

With how high turnover is being right now at work… our contract might be revoked and I might be out of a job within a month or so.

Best to put something my pocket ~juuuuuust~ in case.

Rapid fire those apps. I’m curious about your application response. @ me if you hear anything.

Love the support… but found a snag on the ad.

Qualifications

Basic Qualifications:

  • Shipped multiple, high-quality games as a Writing Lead or Director, Narrative Design Lead or Director—or equivalent senior leadership role.
  • Outstanding writing skills, including demonstrated ability to create endearing, iconic, and authentic characters who players love (or love to hate).
  • Excellent leadership skills with a strong track record of growing new talent and aligning diverse teams around a shared story vision.
  • Self-motivated and accountable for personal work while also being an effective delegator.
  • Dedicated to a service mindset with a history of finding a healthy balance between quality goals and long-term team health.

Self motivation down to a T but the rest requires actual background in development.
So they will stonewall my progress here.

Probably. But it never hurts to apply, you never know if it may lead to further discussion. The worst you can be told is no.

Downgrade? It was Halo online and it was actually phenomenal and 343 added maps from that game. Also, their settings in that game are still unmatched and their forge was pretty damn amazing while 343 can’t even release Forge because they’re incompetent and incapable. ElDewrito are not in 343 to my knowledge I would need sources showing they or some got hired with some names.