Hey guys! I haven’t played this in ages and just played a brilliant game right now. As we all know, Halo 4 is the best game ever made. And, seeing as this game is so marvelous, I wanted to share a true story with you all. It really puts the excellence of this game into words I cannot quite express otherwise.
I was on Ragnarok in Big Team Battle and managed to snag the Banshee. I chuckled to myself as I wanted to noob everyone with this flying machine of death (please don’t judge me, I’m a terrible player 
).
I manage to dodge the shots of the Mantis and, after the Mantis is taken down, I decide to take on some Spartans. Oh yeah! Here comes some Banshee own-age time! This purple toy of death has always been so epic in past Halos!
The Banshee is destroyed in five seconds by the DMR. Wait, what.
Well, I decide that I probably just suck, so I decide to take on the enemies myself. Gun on gun time! However, I am lucky, for Power Weapons have just dropped right next to me. Pretty cool huh!
I destroy everyone with the Binary Rifle.
“Oh yeah! This is such a ridiculously overpowered weapon!” I laugh to myself as I one shot kill people in the leg.
Then, a Sniper Rifle shoots down next to me before I run out of Binary Rifle ammo. Wha?
“Pretty Cool!” I think. I can just cheese away a bit more!
And then, I get personal ordinance. Holy -Yoink-, I don’t think I have used a single normal weapon in this game! What are my options:
A SAW, Damage Boost and…pulse grenades? Wha? Who in their right mind would pick pulse grenades? Are they supposed to be a power weapon?
Anyway, I obviously pick the SAW. Now I have the SAW AND a Sniper Rifle. I don’t think it gets any more ludicrous than that.
I eventually get killed by a Mantis which has respawned in record time. In addition, the enemies have taken both Mantises so my time is basically -Yoinked!-. The game is so epic and awesome that the framerate can barely keep up.
I run out into the battlezone with my trusty Suppressor and Pulse Grenades (because I love using the pointless and terrible weapons)towards the nearest enemy.
“Oh boy! This guy is gonna get it” I think to myself!
Then…the game needs to find a new host! This game is simply too sublime and magnificent for the Xbox 360 to properly process.
After three minutes in purgatory, I run into some -Yoink- crouching with active camo. He’s virtually invisible, I don’t have Promethean vision, so I’m virtually already dead. He kills me with a SAW. I don’t mind though! I can cope with being killed by a true honorable warrior!
I am killed, but I spawn next to another power weapon. No, really! Another SAW.I run out with my SAW, wary of the Mantises. However, they have been destroyed.
How do you think they have been destroyed?
Take a guess?
Just one guess?
This map should be renamed: Power Weapon Valley.