Thrusters, sprint, what is this? Toy Story 4, the video game starring buzzlight year?
As a 24 year old man I don’t care about this stuff and I honestly feel like 343 thinks I’m incapable of playing without my hand getting held.
I don’t need this kiddie crap spoon feeding me the tools to be successful. I can do that on my own with map knowledge, my guns, and my grenade.
Staying alive use to be a skill of it’s own. You had to know how to use your nades and use the maps geometry to your advantage to outsmart your enemy. Like trick jumps ( Clamber ruins this ) using the map to juke somebody out, knowing extremely smart routs, ect.
Now everything is a tool to dodge crap and I get a medal for every last thing I do. Why? Because all us kiddies are special? We get the same stickers from grade school for doing very little work onto the board now? Oh I hope I get a star that says “great job” and I’m going to be good to get a green slip today. Nobody wants the red slip, oh no. Maybe they will send a note to mommy telling her how good I was today.
Give me a -Yoinking!- break.
If nobody sees this game as an insult to your intelligence, I have no words for you. I played Halo because it was simple and hard to master at top levels which gave me the drive to succeed. You know. Working for your rank? Learning and improving your skills? that is where the fun was. Progressing. When you get on a skateboard it does not flip for you. You have to dedicate years to improve and the satisfaction is landing harder and harder stuff and it’s an amazing feeling, That’s how I use to feel about Halo.
Not because it was for babies. Frozen appeals to me more than this crap, and that’s probably because Disney does not forget the adult audience and they still have a solid structure to their creation.
Everybody gives crap to Nintendo yet their games have always stuck to their core, evolved the correct way, and are actually challenging which makes them fun. I used to be proud to say I played Halo and crush anybody in my town who dare says Halo was easy and 15-0 them. Now I am on their side. Halo is getting easier and caters not to adults, but tiny babies now.
