I’m thinking something along the lines of myopic, big-feeling, entitled whiners. Sounds appropriate. No? Why not? All you people do is whine, and whine, and whine over and over and over again until you cause any rational person with a modicum of acuity to have a brain aneurysm. “OH BUT HALO TREE HAD EET!” news flash, this isn’t Halo 3. If I wanted Halo three, I would would mossy on over to my xbox 360, and take the literal five seconds to put in the game disc. I wasn’t going to write this, I didn’t want to write this, but you self-important shitlords won’t even realize how absolutely absurd you are. I’m generally in a good mood, actually most times I am in a good mood but this, ooooh this was just it for me. You know, maybe if your head didn’t spring up every morning with new ideas on how to whine and complain, you might actually be able to see some positives. Oh what am I kidding, you’ll never do that. No, no, no, it’s far too easy to -Yoink-, and whine because one completely insignificant -Yoinking!- flying target wasn’t added into the game. And you know what I say? Good. Not because I didn’t like the falcon, no. Because even if, even if they brought it back, there would be no appreciation. You’d all just use your favorite “should have been there at launch” -Yoink-, and then go back to complaining about weapon sounds or whatever the -Yoink- you can find to -Yoink- about. “Oh shut up 343i fanboy, ur just stupid” Yeah, that’s not gonna happen. Sorry, I’ll call out -Yoink- when it’s fair. Taking a long time to get core game modes out, yeah, pretty -Yoink-. But either way, we’d be getting them late, since the game would be delayed, and we likely would not end up getting Noble Team’s armor sets, new Forge features, and Warzone firefight.
343i has many problems, yes, they do. But do you know what the absolute biggest problem is? This toxic community. Not even Destiny, no not even DESTINY has a community that is this -Yoink-. I’m just, I’m just done. You -Yoinks!- ruined it. You ruined Halo’s spirit. And I’m just tired of it. There are no more words to express it, really. It’s depressing. This lack of dignity, of actually community, well, say what you will, but it wasn’t 343i fault. Somewhere along the way you got angry, you learned that life isn’t about making you happy, and you took it out on this community. You’re the same people who will pound down on optimists, who try to keep this community alive, yet always complain about “343i killing” Halo. To kill a game, you need to kill its community, and to be quite truthful, you’ve all already done a right good job of that already, haven’t you?
So if you take only one thing, just one, please just… Don’t be -Yoinks!- your whole lives, okay.