So yeah, lets see here I started to play the campaign. In my head I began to pretend as if I was playing Destiny 2 and I was running through a new Cabal strike. As I continued to play, I attempted twice to double jump and died.
After a couple of chuckles, I carried on. Then I began to feel sleepy. Then I began to tune out all that predictable dialogue and babbling from the new Cortana.
I pressed forward. Thinking to myself, they said it was open world, its gonna get better for sure. As I moved through the obvious areas and casually ran over things with my vehicle and melee’d grunts and teabagged elites. I thought, Why was this 60 US dollars anyways. But I said whatevs… Then I thought this didn’t even include a FULL multiplayer…
Then I got curious, and fired up Multiplayer… and there was nothing new in the Multiplayer.
Then I started to wonder if I actually care or not. Like, ACTUALLY CARE. And I thought no, no I don’t cause the world is losing it’s mind anyways and a video game is the least of my worries.
Then as I stared at the screen and lost all interest in the game… I thought to myself, dang, Microsoft sucks. Just plain ol’ sucks. And Bill Gates is weird and creepy. And that’s bout it for my ever so exciting experience with the new Halo… 343 asks for feedback soooo, their ya go.