This is meant to be humorous, while true
Hey guys, I’ve been playing warzone a lot, so I wanted to share some of the things I’ve hard/noticed!
“Enemy captured the Monument”
“Enemy eliminated Tankmaster Rok”
“Enemy captured the North Garage”
“Your core is vulnerable, defend it!”
“Enemy eliminated Warden Eternal!”
I can keep going on but I decided not to. Please feel free to share the things you hear/see!
Ha, those are both humorous, while still true.
“Boop, boop, boop, BOOP”
“We’re not out of this yet, we can still destroy the enemy core”
…yeahhhh
those are both humorous
“Tankmaster Rok is on the beach. He is a major threat!”
“Teammates need help with Tankmaster Rok”
“Tankmaster Rok is demolishing your teammates.”
“Enemy eliminated Tankmaster Rok.”
Lol I love how no matter what side you’re on with assault palmer sounds depressed with “Time reset” and like what ^^^ said when the enemy can have all 3 bases and palmer says we can take out the enemies core. Oh and that kermit guy from the post yesterday Link
“Your core is at 50%.”
“Enemies have destroyed the core, mission failed.”
“We’re not out of this yet, you can still destroy the enemy core.”
Seriously happened.
Usually though all I hear is (and this applies to arena as well):
-Kids spouting unintelligible nonsense.
-Some guy giggling like a school girl while contributing little.
-People blasting ghetto music.
-People leaving their mic on the entire match, with nothing but mic static and garbled sounds from the game itself coming out of it.
" Enemy el-ene-ina-el-inated ward-ina-en-ted et-war-ern-en-al- eternal."
The worst things I’ve heard in no particular order:
"I hate the BR! It’s useless!:
An 12 year-old alternating between screaming about how he keeps dying and rapping with the mute glitched
“How do I change weapons again?”
“C’mon we need to take the monument or we’ll lose!” We were leading by about 500 points.
A guy calling everyone a -Yoink!- and demanding another player give him a binary rifle
“Spread chocolate on my balls and call me fancy!”
“You -Yoinking!- -Yoinks!-, I leave the room for a few minutes and you let me die!”
Guess which ones I reported!
Palmer: “Knight Strategos/Baron S’Roam is at the Crane Pit.”
[15 seconds later, while at a REQ station to get a railgun…]
Palmer: “Enemy eliminated Knight Strategos/Baron S’Roam.”
ME: “WTF~?!”
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> “We’re not out of this yet, we can still destroy the enemy core”
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> …yeahhhh
This drives me insane. Like OH YEAH, I thought loosing horribly was the goal, let me just stop messing around and go capture 3 bases and kill the enemy core by myself cause my team is literally hiding in the back of the home base to avoid ruining their KD more…
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> “We’re not out of this yet, we can still destroy the enemy core”
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> …yeahhhh
Why would you say that!?! Its 200-800 and they have all three bases!!!
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> “We’re not out of this yet, we can still destroy the enemy core”
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> …yeahhhh
This may as well be: You’re about to lose.
I wear my mic so I hear mostly silence.
Serpent hunters are slaughtering our troops.
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> > …yeahhhh
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> Why would you say that!?! Its 200-800 and they have all three bases!!!
Na bruv, just get behind me and will REQ them m8
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> “Tankmaster Rok is on the beach. He is a major threat!”
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> “Teammates need help with Tankmaster Rok”
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> “Tankmaster Rok is demolishing your teammates.”
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> “Enemy eliminated Tankmaster Rok.”
Those are good, I get those a lot.
(Playing with a teammate who has a TV so loud it echos through their mic)
“Initiating- initiating Warzone simulation -simulation. Hold bases- hold bases take down bosses -bosses- and eliminate enemy spartans -spartans- to earn points.”