Thing no Halo player ever said.

“I really like lots of game types, but a giant selection of mongoose would be a far better use of developer’s time.”

Feel free to add your own.

My personal favorite contribution so far:

Really? Another DMR? By Hot Juicy Pie.

“Finally i lost my Virginity”

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> “Finally i lost my Virginity”

You just wrecked everyone…

But in result you also wrecked yourself

“I am perfectly satisfied with the latest Halo game and will only grow to despise it once the next one releases.”

^ I just went with the opposite of what usually happens.

:stuck_out_tongue:

“I don’t want any more modes added to the game.”

“Why would I put the oddball in there?!”

“I just want to play halo for the quit bans.”

“I prefer Spartan Locke more than master chief.”

“vale isn’t a a cutie.”

“I’m glad Johnson is dead.”

“can we have a higher walk around-info mission to action mission ratio? I don’t like the fighting parts.”

Locke is better than Chief.

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> “Finally i lost my Virginity”

Back in the day, Halo LAN parties were were pretty big events and believe it or not, not total sausage fests.

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> “Why would I put the oddball in there?!”
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> “I just want to play halo for the quit bans.”
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> “I prefer Spartan Locke more than master chief.”
>
> "vale isn’t a a cutie."
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> “I’m glad Johnson is dead.”
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> “can we have a higher walk around-info mission to action mission ratio? I don’t like the fighting parts.”

You’re kidding me right? Me and my cousin both think she’s ugly as all get-out.

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> > 2533274869022335;6:
> > “Why would I put the oddball in there?!”
> >
> > “I just want to play halo for the quit bans.”
> >
> > “I prefer Spartan Locke more than master chief.”
> >
> > "vale isn’t a a cutie."
> >
> > “I’m glad Johnson is dead.”
> >
> > “can we have a higher walk around-info mission to action mission ratio? I don’t like the fighting parts.”
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> You’re kidding me right? Me and my cousin both think she’s ugly as all get-out.

She is a virtual character, calm down.

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> > > 2533274869022335;6:
> > > “Why would I put the oddball in there?!”
> > >
> > > “I just want to play halo for the quit bans.”
> > >
> > > “I prefer Spartan Locke more than master chief.”
> > >
> > > "vale isn’t a a cutie."
> > >
> > > “I’m glad Johnson is dead.”
> > >
> > > “can we have a higher walk around-info mission to action mission ratio? I don’t like the fighting parts.”
> >
> >
> > You’re kidding me right? Me and my cousin both think she’s ugly as all get-out.
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> She is a virtual character, calm down.

“Calm down, it’s just lag.”

“Halo 4 was the best Halo MM experience”

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> > 2533274869022335;10:
> > > 2533274991067213;9:
> > > > 2533274869022335;6:
> > > > “Why would I put the oddball in there?!”
> > > >
> > > > “I just want to play halo for the quit bans.”
> > > >
> > > > “I prefer Spartan Locke more than master chief.”
> > > >
> > > > "vale isn’t a a cutie."
> > > >
> > > > “I’m glad Johnson is dead.”
> > > >
> > > > “can we have a higher walk around-info mission to action mission ratio? I don’t like the fighting parts.”
> > >
> > >
> > > You’re kidding me right? Me and my cousin both think she’s ugly as all get-out.
> >
> >
> > She is a virtual character, calm down.
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> “Calm down, it’s just lag.”

XD lmao

Splitscreen just got in the way of real fans.

Master Chief is not essential to the games

“I’ll be happy when Buck’s gone, that annoying little…”

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> Master Chief is not essential to the games

I’ve actually heard some people say that. Something like, “He should just retire, Chief is old, Locke will replace him, etc”.

“Firefight should stay dead because a pve mode is not what the halo franchise needs.”

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> Master Chief is not essential to the games

I think this actually has been said. EDIT: Oh, Nilniuq ninja’d me.

“The Halo 1 pistol is useless!”

“Halo needs to be a rated E title only.”