I’m trying to get a head start on Infinite with the cookies and gum and chocolate and caffeine but I live in the midwest and everything takes forever to ship here. I’ve only seen the Monster promo where I live, just in the last few weeks, and I’ve checked several locations of several chains. So how am I supposed to get all these promos turned in by 12/31 if the stuff hasn’t even arrived in my state yet? Or is Monster the only one that ends this month?
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> I’m trying to get a head start on Infinite with the cookies and gum and chocolate and caffeine but I live in the midwest and everything takes forever to ship here. I’ve only seen the Monster promo where I live, just in the last few weeks, and I’ve checked several locations of several chains. So how am I supposed to get all these promos turned in by 12/31 if the stuff hasn’t even arrived in my state yet? Or is Monster the only one that ends this month?
Ha!
When I read the first sentence I honestly thought you were going to lead onto a joke about Microsoft certainly not promoting health. Hahaha!
But to your point… Because it’d be rude of me to reply and simply ignore it.
I have no idea!
I’m sure there will be plenty of folks on here with a better idea, though. 
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> When I read the first sentence I honestly thought you were going to lead onto a joke about Microsoft certainly not promoting health. Hahaha!
man I was in HS when Halo 4 had that Dew promo but my school only sold diet soda (is that a nationwide thing) and I pumped myself full of so many chemicals and only made t to SR83 (got to 94 in the past week but)
Fun fact: I was so desperate for every bottle of dew I had to borrow money from a friend. He said yes but only if he can call me Dave the Wave for the rest of the day. Naturally, an hour later, the whole school was calling me Dave the Wave and it never stopped. Hence my username on every site ever.
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And who says capitalism isn’t alive and kicking! 
Haha here in Aus, that promotional stuff is barely a footnote. Every time I travel (def not this year…) to the US, I always remember how similar but also amazingly different our societies are.
Our world is crazy and amazing!
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That’s a great story for the grandchildren.
In a strange way I would personally have preferred it if Mountain Dew was the promo, not that I’d drink it but I definently find it more tame then Monster Energy drink, those kind of things are horrible for the insides.
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> In a strange way I would personally have preferred it if Mountain Dew was the promo, not that I’d drink it but I definently find it more tame then Monster Energy drink, those kind of things are horrible for the insides.
Grandchildren. Sure. I have yet to end up in a non-abusive relationship.
The low carb one (light blue) is actually packed with vitamins and low on unnecessary chemicals. Still not good to drink $170 worth of them in 4 months…