There's something very fishy about Halo 4.

If you get what I mean, Halo 4 is so fishy I can smell it all the way over here in the UK. Granted Reach smelled like a fish and chip shop but Halo 4 smells like a harbour. In no case do I enjoy fish, it leaves a mad taste in my mouth, it has a slimy and outdated texture, and sometimes I get the feeling that most fish are just imitations of one big fish.

The fish I am talking about is of course cod, this fish is particularly overhyped and overrated, at face value it really is one of the worst things you can possibly eat, from my experience cod is only bearable when coated with bread crumbs, in doing this you take away this slimy texture and it becomes moderately satisfying.

However, I do not want breadcrumbs on my Halo 4, makes me feel as if I am eating something which should taste inherently different, kinda like when I’m eating rubbery cheese. This is why that fishy aroma coming from 343 industries makes me afraid, fish is good for the brain but when you coat it in breadcrumbs it becomes very fatty.

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but no

No, Halo 4 does not smell like Cod fish.

This is officially the greatest thing I’ve ever read in my entire life.

-Yoink- Steinbeck, -Yoink- Shakespeare. OP killed 'em all.

Thank you, OP. Thank you.

It’s probably the fishstick control scheme.

How can you not enjoy fish? The battered cod from my local fish and chip shop is great…

Me wants a steak dinner :slight_smile:

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While I admire the way you typed out your post it still doesn’t usher away my disappointment at having to stumble onto another one of these CoD threads.

> How can you not enjoy fish? The battered cod from my local fish and chip shop is great…

The key word here is ‘battered’, there is a significant change being made here in order to make it edible, I know there are some true cod fans out there but how would you feel if that cod hadn’t been battered whatsoever?

This post is carp. Please stop being so shellfish OP, can’t you just sea the error of your ways?

So, none of that 2 year old Japanese cod dip?

I love your humor :slight_smile:

I smell the same thing, however, Frank O’ Conor dispelled this a little for me when he was at RTX. He said, while it may seem similar, the second you use it and play with it, it has it’s own unique feel. He said, it was most closely based on a 1980’s game. Or some crap like that.

We all have the same concerns that we will be cod infested, and I think there is no way the developers don’t know that.

I like salmon. Therefore I think Halo 4 is salmon, therefore I think Halo 4 is…

I don’t think it’s fishy, probably it’s just you being a hardcore skeptic and really doubting halo 4.

> So, none of that 2 year old Japanese cod dip?
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> I love your humor :slight_smile:
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> I smell the same thing, however, Frank O’ Conor dispelled this a little for me when he was at RTX. He said, while it may seem similar, the second you use it and play with it, it has it’s own unique feel. He said, it was most closely based on a 1980’s game. Or some crap like that.
>
> We all have the same concerns that we will be cod infested, and I think there is no way the developers don’t know that.

I wouldn’t play with anything that smells like fish, especially slimey cod.

That’s cause someone left the Fish Sticks out too long.

Oh and its not Salmon it’s Pink :wink:

“This post is carp” bwhahahahaha

Hehehe I love fish jokes.

> I like salmon. Therefore I think Halo 4 is salmon, therefore I think Halo 4 is…
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> I don’t think it’s fishy, probably it’s just you being a hardcore skeptic and really doubting halo 4.

Or maybe the people who can’t smell the cod that is right in front of their noses are so blinded by their love for 343 industries that they can’t even fathom the idea of their precious salmon not being a trophy fish and just another cod.

> > I like salmon. Therefore I think Halo 4 is salmon, therefore I think Halo 4 is…
> >
> > I don’t think it’s fishy, probably it’s just you being a hardcore skeptic and really doubting halo 4.
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> Or maybe the people who can’t smell the cod that is right in front of their noses are so blinded by their love for 343 industries that they can’t even fathom the idea of their precious salmon not being a trophy fish and just another cod.

i feel like you are trying your heart out to bash 343 in what ever way you can without a proper counterargument

for me, i smell Salmon, and Anchovies

i like salmon, but i never tasted anchovies,
i heard anchovies are good… so i’m willing to try them

> > > I like salmon. Therefore I think Halo 4 is salmon, therefore I think Halo 4 is…
> > >
> > > I don’t think it’s fishy, probably it’s just you being a hardcore skeptic and really doubting halo 4.
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> > Or maybe the people who can’t smell the cod that is right in front of their noses are so blinded by their love for 343 industries that they can’t even fathom the idea of their precious salmon not being a trophy fish and just another cod.
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> i feel like you are trying your heart out to bash 343 in what ever way you can without a proper counterargument
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>
> for me, i smell Salmon, and Anchovies
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> i like salmon, but i never tasted anchovies,
> i heard anchovies are good… so i’m willing to try them

For me, I love salmon. I’ve tried cod before and I didn’t like it, so I went back to salmon. Now it seems like my salmon is starting to look more and more like cod and I like it less and less.

We are talking about fish here, what’s there to argue about?

A great metaphor if I have ever seen one! :smiley:

Your overly exotic use of metaphors does not amuse me.