None.
There is only shame in quitting a fair match, hosted via a well-made service. Halo 5 affords none of these things.
When ‘maps’ - and I use the term loosely, as ‘feces’ could suffice just as well - such as Overgrowth and Pegasus are in rotation, there is no shame in quitting.
When ‘matchmaking’ - and again, I use the term loosely as ‘feces’ would once again be more than appropriate - puts players in one tier up against players in a tier or even 2 tiers above them and then punishes them for losing, there is no shame in quitting.
When ‘spawn AI’ - and… you know what, **** it, nobody with a hint of sense would call this ****ing **** spawn AI, even on their most generous day - spawns you into a 3-on-1 situation, closer to the enemy than your own team, there is no shame in quitting.
I will proudly and happily quit any and every match where I, as a paying customer, feels disrespected by the incompetence and sheer contempt for the consumer that Microsoft and 343i demonstrate with Halo 5. I accept the bans. Happily. They will give me time to play the superior products of the competition, and hopefully, eventually, ween me off the abusive relationship I have with this game as I valiantly, futilely dig for the core of great gameplay and gunplay.
A heartfelt message to the men and women at 343i. You have made ****.
The years and untold hours you’ve poured into this game. Hours away from your families. Hard, crunch hours, low sleep.
All wasted.
You’ve made ****. That’s your legacy. And in doing so, you **** all over a legacy that actually meant something once upon a time.
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> None.
>
> There is only shame in quitting a fair match, hosted via a well-made service. Halo 5 affords none of these things.
>
> When ‘maps’ - and I use the term loosely, as ‘feces’ could suffice just as well - such as Overgrowth and Pegasus are in rotation, there is no shame in quitting.
>
> When ‘matchmaking’ - and again, I use the term loosely as ‘feces’ would once again be more than appropriate - puts players in one tier up against players in a tier or even 2 tiers above them and then punishes them for losing, there is no shame in quitting.
>
> When ‘spawn AI’ - and… you know what, **** it, nobody with a hint of sense would call this ****ing **** spawn AI, even on their most generous day - spawns you into a 3-on-1 situation, closer to the enemy than your own team, there is no shame in quitting.
>
> I will proudly and happily quit any and every match where I, as a paying customer, feels disrespected by the incompetence and sheer contempt for the consumer that Microsoft and 343i demonstrate with Halo 5. I accept the bans. Happily. They will give me time to play the superior products of the competition, and hopefully, eventually, ween me off the abusive relationship I have with this game as I valiantly, futilely dig for the core of great gameplay and gunplay.
>
> A heartfelt message to the men and women at 343i. You have made ****.
>
> The years and untold hours you’ve poured into this game. Hours away from your families. Hard, crunch hours, low sleep.
>
> All wasted.
>
> You’ve made ****. That’s your legacy. And in doing so, you **** all over a legacy that actually meant something once upon a time.
Sometimes I wonder how people reason when they need bans to keep them off a game in order to play other superior products made by the competition.
I can tell you, you are free to go play any other game you want to, without being banned from Halo.
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> I accept the bans. Happily. They will give me time to play the superior products of the competition, and hopefully, eventually, ween me off the abusive relationship I have with this game as I valiantly, futilely dig for the core of great gameplay and gunplay.
You could just not play the game at all. Like, you know, The Big Quit. Then you could be happy and I could have read someone else’s, to borrow a term from you: ****, instead of your’s.
Free yourself from it, there’s no point in playing a game you don’t enjoy and I don’t know what else you expect us to tell you.