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343 has ruined my life with Halo 4, Halo was my life and the fact they ruined it makes me not have life anymore. They even went as far as to remove loved favourites such as powerhouse and sword base and choose to remake terrible maps such as Valhalla from Halo Wars. They also added tyhe new gun called the Assualt rifle and removed my favorite gun the spiker. I have spent the last months crying myself to sleep as my life has been ruined by this god awful game. 343 If you don’t send me R33c0n you know what i’m going to do… Please 343 i’m becoming all sweaty, mom’s spaghetti, there’s vomit on my sweater already, IM NERVOUS
This is the story of how 343 ruined my life.
> Only had 1 friend in Childhood
> She was beatiful
> Her name was bungie
> Fell in love with her
> She didn’t love me
> Stay friends as she’s all I got
> Both move to different High schools
> 0 Friends at my highschool
> Try to stay in contact with her
> She ignores, creates Halo 3 ODST
> Go visit her at her highschool as a surprise
> See her Kissing Activision
> Sadface 
> Email her the next day
> She was nice, but still didn’t love me
> Don’t see her for years after that
> Decide to do something with my life
> Join Army
> Having alot of fun
> Meet 1 friend in the Army
> He got shot
> He died
> Think about Bungie everyday
> Write her millions of emails while in Vietnam
> No response
> Leave Army return to Halo 3
> After a few years Bungie comes to my house
> “Hey Cosmic OverDose”
> Says she’s got nowhere else to go
> Hapiiest time of my life
> Tell Bungie I love her
> We has alot of fun that night
> Next day I wake up, bungie is gone
>
> Few years pass and I see an Ad on Tv
> “Halo Reach”
> Get super exicted try to find bungie
> She has a child
> My child
> Wants to marry me
> We get married
> Bung33 gi3v me r33conz
> Fews years pass
> Bungie dies, goes off into the afterlife to make a game called destiny.
>
> Left to raise my child
> Single Father, no more Halo
> MFW My name is Forest Gump
> MFW there is no face
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What the heck is this?! So many flaws in your statement. The assault rifle has been in almost every Halo game and the spiker’s gone for canon reasons for now. Valhalla is from Halo 3. The fact that you are putting your life into a video game is a bit weird. I really hope this is a joke. Halo 4 is only how people view it as an opinion, it’s not terrible in my eyes for sure. And how’s EYE3X, haven’t spoken to him for a bit.
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> What the heck is this?! So many flaws in your statement. The assault rifle has been in almost every Halo game and the spiker’s gone for canon reasons for now. Valhalla is from Halo 3. The fact that you are putting your life into a video game is a bit weird. I really hope this is a joke. Halo 4 is only how people view it as an opinion, it’s not terrible in my eyes for sure. And how’d EYE3X, haven’t spoken to him for a bit.
He’s disappeared, along with Funky moving house, it’s made more confusion than a Psyduck.
> > > 343 has ruined my life with Halo 4, Halo was my life and the fact they ruined it makes me not have life anymore. They even went as far as to remove loved favourites such as powerhouse and sword base and choose to remake terrible maps such as Valhalla from Halo Wars. They also added tyhe new gun called the Assualt rifle and removed my favorite gun the spiker. I have spent the last months crying myself to sleep as my life has been ruined by this god awful game. 343 If you don’t send me R33c0n you know what i’m going to do… Please 343 i’m becoming all sweaty, mom’s spaghetti, there’s vomit on my sweater already, IM NERVOUS
> > >
> > > This is the story of how 343 ruined my life.
> > >
> > > > Only had 1 friend in Childhood
> > > > She was beatiful
> > > > Her name was bungie
> > > > Fell in love with her
> > > > She didn’t love me
> > > > Stay friends as she’s all I got
> > > > Both move to different High schools
> > > > 0 Friends at my highschool
> > > > Try to stay in contact with her
> > > > She ignores, creates Halo 3 ODST
> > > > Go visit her at her highschool as a surprise
> > > > See her Kissing Activision
> > > > Sadface
> > > > Email her the next day
> > > > She was nice, but still didn’t love me
> > > > Don’t see her for years after that
> > > > Decide to do something with my life
> > > > Join Army
> > > > Having alot of fun
> > > > Meet 1 friend in the Army
> > > > He got shot
> > > > He died
> > > > Think about Bungie everyday
> > > > Write her millions of emails while in Vietnam
> > > > No response
> > > > Leave Army return to Halo 3
> > > > After a few years Bungie comes to my house
> > > > “Hey Cosmic OverDose”
> > > > Says she’s got nowhere else to go
> > > > Hapiiest time of my life
> > > > Tell Bungie I love her
> > > > We has alot of fun that night
> > > > Next day I wake up, bungie is gone
> > > >
> > > > Few years pass and I see an Ad on Tv
> > > > “Halo Reach”
> > > > Get super exicted try to find bungie
> > > > She has a child
> > > > My child
> > > > Wants to marry me
> > > > We get married
> > > > Bung33 gi3v me r33conz
> > > > Fews years pass
> > > > Bungie dies, goes off into the afterlife to make a game called destiny.
> > > >
> > > > Left to raise my child
> > > > Single Father, no more Halo
> > > > MFW My name is Forest Gump
> > > > MFW there is no face
> >
> > What the heck is this?! So many flaws in your statement. The assault rifle has been in almost every Halo game and the spiker’s gone for canon reasons for now. Valhalla is from Halo 3. The fact that you are putting your life into a video game is a bit weird. I really hope this is a joke. Halo 4 is only how people view it as an opinion, it’s not terrible in my eyes for sure. And how’d EYE3X, haven’t spoken to him for a bit.
>
> He’s disappeared, along with Funky moving house, it’s made more confusion than a Psyduck.
Quite the analogy, lol, but that sucks.
I honestly cant tell if you are serious or trolling. If you are trolling well done. If you are serious i suggest finding a therapist ASAP.
> >
>
> Of course i’m serious…
>
> I’ve been a long term Halo Fan since Halo Evolved Combat 1 and I seriously can’t believe that they decided to add all these new weapons into Halo 4 like the Assault rifle…
> > > 343 has ruined my life with Halo 4, Halo was my life and the fact they ruined it makes me not have life anymore. They even went as far as to remove loved favourites such as powerhouse and sword base and choose to remake terrible maps such as Valhalla from Halo Wars. They also added tyhe new gun called the Assualt rifle and removed my favorite gun the spiker. I have spent the last months crying myself to sleep as my life has been ruined by this god awful game. 343 If you don’t send me R33c0n you know what i’m going to do… Please 343 i’m becoming all sweaty, mom’s spaghetti, there’s vomit on my sweater already, IM NERVOUS
> > >
> > > This is the story of how 343 ruined my life.
> > >
> > > > Only had 1 friend in Childhood
> > > > She was beatiful
> > > > Her name was bungie
> > > > Fell in love with her
> > > > She didn’t love me
> > > > Stay friends as she’s all I got
> > > > Both move to different High schools
> > > > 0 Friends at my highschool
> > > > Try to stay in contact with her
> > > > She ignores, creates Halo 3 ODST
> > > > Go visit her at her highschool as a surprise
> > > > See her Kissing Activision
> > > > Sadface
> > > > Email her the next day
> > > > She was nice, but still didn’t love me
> > > > Don’t see her for years after that
> > > > Decide to do something with my life
> > > > Join Army
> > > > Having alot of fun
> > > > Meet 1 friend in the Army
> > > > He got shot
> > > > He died
> > > > Think about Bungie everyday
> > > > Write her millions of emails while in Vietnam
> > > > No response
> > > > Leave Army return to Halo 3
> > > > After a few years Bungie comes to my house
> > > > “Hey Cosmic OverDose”
> > > > Says she’s got nowhere else to go
> > > > Hapiiest time of my life
> > > > Tell Bungie I love her
> > > > We has alot of fun that night
> > > > Next day I wake up, bungie is gone
> > > >
> > > > Few years pass and I see an Ad on Tv
> > > > “Halo Reach”
> > > > Get super exicted try to find bungie
> > > > She has a child
> > > > My child
> > > > Wants to marry me
> > > > We get married
> > > > Bung33 gi3v me r33conz
> > > > Fews years pass
> > > > Bungie dies, goes off into the afterlife to make a game called destiny.
> > > >
> > > > Left to raise my child
> > > > Single Father, no more Halo
> > > > MFW My name is Forest Gump
> > > > MFW there is no face
> >
> > Not sure if serious…
>
> Of course i’m serious…
>
> I’ve been a long term Halo Fan since Halo Evolved Combat 1 and I seriously can’t believe that they decided to add all these new weapons into Halo 4 like the Assault rifle…
Amigo, once again, unless you have not noticed, the assault rifle is MOST DEFINITELY NOT a new weapon.
> > > 343 has ruined my life with Halo 4, Halo was my life and the fact they ruined it makes me not have life anymore. They even went as far as to remove loved favourites such as powerhouse and sword base and choose to remake terrible maps such as Valhalla from Halo Wars. They also added tyhe new gun called the Assualt rifle and removed my favorite gun the spiker. I have spent the last months crying myself to sleep as my life has been ruined by this god awful game. 343 If you don’t send me R33c0n you know what i’m going to do… Please 343 i’m becoming all sweaty, mom’s spaghetti, there’s vomit on my sweater already, IM NERVOUS
> > >
> > > This is the story of how 343 ruined my life.
> > >
> > > > Only had 1 friend in Childhood
> > > > She was beatiful
> > > > Her name was bungie
> > > > Fell in love with her
> > > > She didn’t love me
> > > > Stay friends as she’s all I got
> > > > Both move to different High schools
> > > > 0 Friends at my highschool
> > > > Try to stay in contact with her
> > > > She ignores, creates Halo 3 ODST
> > > > Go visit her at her highschool as a surprise
> > > > See her Kissing Activision
> > > > Sadface
> > > > Email her the next day
> > > > She was nice, but still didn’t love me
> > > > Don’t see her for years after that
> > > > Decide to do something with my life
> > > > Join Army
> > > > Having alot of fun
> > > > Meet 1 friend in the Army
> > > > He got shot
> > > > He died
> > > > Think about Bungie everyday
> > > > Write her millions of emails while in Vietnam
> > > > No response
> > > > Leave Army return to Halo 3
> > > > After a few years Bungie comes to my house
> > > > “Hey Cosmic OverDose”
> > > > Says she’s got nowhere else to go
> > > > Hapiiest time of my life
> > > > Tell Bungie I love her
> > > > We has alot of fun that night
> > > > Next day I wake up, bungie is gone
> > > >
> > > > Few years pass and I see an Ad on Tv
> > > > “Halo Reach”
> > > > Get super exicted try to find bungie
> > > > She has a child
> > > > My child
> > > > Wants to marry me
> > > > We get married
> > > > Bung33 gi3v me r33conz
> > > > Fews years pass
> > > > Bungie dies, goes off into the afterlife to make a game called destiny.
> > > >
> > > > Left to raise my child
> > > > Single Father, no more Halo
> > > > MFW My name is Forest Gump
> > > > MFW there is no face
> >
> > Not sure if serious…
>
> Of course i’m serious…
>
> I’ve been a long term Halo Fan since Halo Evolved Combat 1 and I seriously can’t believe that they decided to add all these new weapons into Halo 4 like the Assault rifle…
The assault rifle is one of the more iconic weapons in the Halo Universe it makes sense to have it in. Seriously I am sorry you are serious. Look into some serious mental health. I love Halo just as much as you but there is so much more to life than Halo.
> > > > 343 has ruined my life with Halo 4, Halo was my life and the fact they ruined it makes me not have life anymore. They even went as far as to remove loved favourites such as powerhouse and sword base and choose to remake terrible maps such as Valhalla from Halo Wars. They also added tyhe new gun called the Assualt rifle and removed my favorite gun the spiker. I have spent the last months crying myself to sleep as my life has been ruined by this god awful game. 343 If you don’t send me R33c0n you know what i’m going to do… Please 343 i’m becoming all sweaty, mom’s spaghetti, there’s vomit on my sweater already, IM NERVOUS
> > > >
> > > > This is the story of how 343 ruined my life.
> > > >
> > > > > Only had 1 friend in Childhood
> > > > > She was beatiful
> > > > > Her name was bungie
> > > > > Fell in love with her
> > > > > She didn’t love me
> > > > > Stay friends as she’s all I got
> > > > > Both move to different High schools
> > > > > 0 Friends at my highschool
> > > > > Try to stay in contact with her
> > > > > She ignores, creates Halo 3 ODST
> > > > > Go visit her at her highschool as a surprise
> > > > > See her Kissing Activision
> > > > > Sadface
> > > > > Email her the next day
> > > > > She was nice, but still didn’t love me
> > > > > Don’t see her for years after that
> > > > > Decide to do something with my life
> > > > > Join Army
> > > > > Having alot of fun
> > > > > Meet 1 friend in the Army
> > > > > He got shot
> > > > > He died
> > > > > Think about Bungie everyday
> > > > > Write her millions of emails while in Vietnam
> > > > > No response
> > > > > Leave Army return to Halo 3
> > > > > After a few years Bungie comes to my house
> > > > > “Hey Cosmic OverDose”
> > > > > Says she’s got nowhere else to go
> > > > > Hapiiest time of my life
> > > > > Tell Bungie I love her
> > > > > We has alot of fun that night
> > > > > Next day I wake up, bungie is gone
> > > > >
> > > > > Few years pass and I see an Ad on Tv
> > > > > “Halo Reach”
> > > > > Get super exicted try to find bungie
> > > > > She has a child
> > > > > My child
> > > > > Wants to marry me
> > > > > We get married
> > > > > Bung33 gi3v me r33conz
> > > > > Fews years pass
> > > > > Bungie dies, goes off into the afterlife to make a game called destiny.
> > > > >
> > > > > Left to raise my child
> > > > > Single Father, no more Halo
> > > > > MFW My name is Forest Gump
> > > > > MFW there is no face
> > >
> > > Not sure if serious…
> >
> > Of course i’m serious…
> >
> > I’ve been a long term Halo Fan since Halo Evolved Combat 1 and I seriously can’t believe that they decided to add all these new weapons into Halo 4 like the Assault rifle…
>
> Amigo, once again, unless you have not noticed, the assault rifle is MOST DEFINITELY NOT a new weapon.
YES IT IS!!
THE ASSUALT RIFLE HAS NEVR BEEN IN ANY OTHER GAME OTHER THAN HALO!!!
Last time I checked this is Waypoint. Not -Yoink!-.
Kindly post crap elsewhere.