Since this god-forsaken forum needs some humor for once, I would like to start up this: The (Un)Offical Halo 4 Joke thread, where you can actually make jokes about the game for laughs! 
The only rule(s) is/are: Be appropriate and DO NOT COMPLAIN IN THIS THREAD.
(Seriously, the Halo 4 forum needs to have some more humor -_-)
Hereās a jokes to start off:
You know how the Didactās ship kinda looks like a gigantis Banana that isnāt curved? Well, I think of this every time I see it.
Pre H4: were taking halo back to its roots
After H4: lol jk!
Does that work, or is it too straight forward?
Good idea you have here.
The Didactās ship is a Metapod
> Pre H4: were taking halo back to its roots
> After H4: lol jk!
> Does that work, or is it too straight forward?
Any joke about Halo 4 thats appropriate works, and is not complaining about random things like āWah, I just got killed by an AR, itās OP, NERF IT! I want my precious DMR to dominate everything, wah!ā, now I would immediatly lock it if someone did happen to complain in this thread if I couldā¦
> Pre H4: were taking halo back to its roots
> After H4: lol jk!
> Does that work, or is it too straight forward?
Too soon!!! The fragile community isnt ready to hear that yet!
> Good idea you have here.
>
> The Didactās ship is a Metapod
It actually does look like one, and also a Banana without a curve.
Reach people
> > Pre H4: were taking halo back to its roots
> > After H4: lol jk!
> > Does that work, or is it too straight forward?
>
> Any joke about Halo 4 thats appropriate works, and is no complaining about random things like āWah, I just got killed by an AR, itās OP, NERF IT! I want my precious DMR o dominate everything, wah!ā, now I would immediatly lock it if someone did happen to complain in this thread if I couldā¦
Haha donāt worry, it was for the sake of the thread
What did the Halo 2 spartan say to the Halo 4 spartan?
āHey cutie, thatās a cute dress your wearing.ā
Heres another joke: What did Jul 'Mdama say to Dr. Glassman? Blarg? Wort wort wort!
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Wanna hear a joke? 343. Good one right?
There was that time Cortana died. That was great!
Crimson map packā¦Bazinga!
> Crimson map packā¦Bazinga!
How did I know this thread would end up with more comments like this than things that are actually funny?
What the difference between halo 4 and mushrooms?
Nothing, they both thrive in crap.
> > Crimson map packā¦Bazinga!
>
> How did I know this thread would end up with more comments like this than things that are actually funny?
Actully I have a couple of thousand -Yoink!- points burning a hole in my virtual pocket so I am going to buy the season passā¦Snap lol.
Q?: What is Dr.Halseyās favorite song when she is hanginā out at the orphanage??
Ans:Bedside intruder http://www.metrolyrics.com/bed-intruder-lyrics-antoine-dodson.html
she climbin in yo windows snatchinā yo people upā¦
I want jokes that are funny, and some of these replies arenāt funnyā¦
> I want jokes that are funny, and some of these replies arenāt funnyā¦
Some people just canāt help themselves.
Halo 1 = Epic
Halo 2 = Epic
Halo 3 = A little less
Halo 3 odst = Dark?
Halo Wars = Why am I playing this?
Halo Reach = I miss Halo 3
Halo 4 = 343 needs money, now you shall give it to them for less of a Halo experience
