The [Un]Official Halo 4 Joke Thread

Since this god-forsaken forum needs some humor for once, I would like to start up this: The (Un)Offical Halo 4 Joke thread, where you can actually make jokes about the game for laughs! :smiley:

The only rule(s) is/are: Be appropriate and DO NOT COMPLAIN IN THIS THREAD.

(Seriously, the Halo 4 forum needs to have some more humor -_-)

Here’s a jokes to start off:

You know how the Didact’s ship kinda looks like a gigantis Banana that isn’t curved? Well, I think of this every time I see it.

Pre H4: were taking halo back to its roots
After H4: lol jk!
Does that work, or is it too straight forward?

Good idea you have here.

The Didact’s ship is a Metapod

> Pre H4: were taking halo back to its roots
> After H4: lol jk!
> Does that work, or is it too straight forward?

Any joke about Halo 4 thats appropriate works, and is not complaining about random things like “Wah, I just got killed by an AR, it’s OP, NERF IT! I want my precious DMR to dominate everything, wah!”, now I would immediatly lock it if someone did happen to complain in this thread if I could…

> Pre H4: were taking halo back to its roots
> After H4: lol jk!
> Does that work, or is it too straight forward?

Too soon!!! The fragile community isnt ready to hear that yet!

> Good idea you have here.
>
> The Didact’s ship is a Metapod

It actually does look like one, and also a Banana without a curve. :smiley:

Reach people

> > Pre H4: were taking halo back to its roots
> > After H4: lol jk!
> > Does that work, or is it too straight forward?
>
> Any joke about Halo 4 thats appropriate works, and is no complaining about random things like “Wah, I just got killed by an AR, it’s OP, NERF IT! I want my precious DMR o dominate everything, wah!”, now I would immediatly lock it if someone did happen to complain in this thread if I could…

Haha don’t worry, it was for the sake of the thread

What did the Halo 2 spartan say to the Halo 4 spartan?

“Hey cutie, that’s a cute dress your wearing.”

Heres another joke: What did Jul 'Mdama say to Dr. Glassman? Blarg? Wort wort wort!

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Wanna hear a joke? 343. Good one right?

There was that time Cortana died. That was great!

Crimson map pack…Bazinga!

> Crimson map pack…Bazinga!

How did I know this thread would end up with more comments like this than things that are actually funny?

What the difference between halo 4 and mushrooms?

Nothing, they both thrive in crap.

> > Crimson map pack…Bazinga!
>
> How did I know this thread would end up with more comments like this than things that are actually funny?

Actully I have a couple of thousand -Yoink!- points burning a hole in my virtual pocket so I am going to buy the season pass…Snap lol.

Q?: What is Dr.Halsey’s favorite song when she is hangin’ out at the orphanage??

Ans:Bedside intruder http://www.metrolyrics.com/bed-intruder-lyrics-antoine-dodson.html

she climbin in yo windows snatchin’ yo people up…

I want jokes that are funny, and some of these replies aren’t funny…

> I want jokes that are funny, and some of these replies aren’t funny…

Some people just can’t help themselves.

What about this?

Halo 1 = Epic
Halo 2 = Epic
Halo 3 = A little less
Halo 3 odst = Dark?
Halo Wars = Why am I playing this?
Halo Reach = I miss Halo 3
Halo 4 = 343 needs money, now you shall give it to them for less of a Halo experience