The Ultimate Halo 4 Story Duel

What if towards the end of the story, Cortana John and the evil enemy had a three way standoff to decide who got the power of the Universe to decide the fate of life as we know it similar to this scene in The Good The Bad and The Ugly. (The rock that Clint Eastwood is putting on the ground at the beginning of the video being the power of the Universe)

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP7LN40r_yw

Uhhhh.

Wat.

How exactly would Cortana fight?

Waaaaaaaaat…

Or Cortana and Chief can blow up the ancient evil, just like everything else.

> What if towards the end of the story, Cortana John and the evil enemy had a three way

UH.

> standoff to decide who got the power of the Universe to decide the fate of life as we know it similar to this scene in The Good The Bad and The Ugly. (The rock that Clint Eastwood is putting on the ground at the beginning of the video being the power of the Universe)
>
> http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XP7LN40r_yw

OH. I should have continued reading instead of falling out of my chair. Hm. I feel like that would be a… weird way of ending the story.

> How exactly would Cortana fight?

Should have said that, most likely a controlled Promethean Knight. She goes rampant anyway guys just trying to have some fun here making references to the greatest Western movie of all time.

Don’t have to make sense as long as it sounds cool.

Also, Power of the Universe is just an assumption of what the thing John needs to get in Halo 4. I seriously have no idea why I guessed Power of the Universe…

> What if towards the end of the story, Cortana John and the evil enemy had a three way

Aaaaaand that’s where I stopped reading. You had me at three way

> > What if towards the end of the story, Cortana John and the evil enemy had a three way
>
> Aaaaaand that’s where I stopped reading. You had me at three way

Are we really not mature enough to ignore the loopholes in my OP that are linked to very mature happenings that should not be indicated as being so?

> > > What if towards the end of the story, Cortana John and the evil enemy had a three way
> >
> > Aaaaaand that’s where I stopped reading. You had me at three way
>
> Are we really not mature enough to ignore the loopholes in my OP that are linked to very mature happenings that should not be indicated as being so?

I’m sure WE are, I however am not :3

I completely agree. Except I want the Chief to team up with Isaac Clarke, to fight off Commander Shepard and Megaman. With a surprise visit from Samus.

> > What if towards the end of the story, Cortana John and the evil enemy had a three way
>
> Aaaaaand that’s where I stopped reading. You had me at three way

Chief throws down his AR like “Screw it! Cortana I love you!” And then Cortana reveals her love for the chief, then the ancient enemy felt left out . . . I mean, who wouldn’t be willing to push the envelope a bit after being shut away for thousands of years?

Then the magic. Which would more likely resemble a jackhammer tearing apart a piano that just landed on a oil tanker driving across the Pacific Ocean, about to hit an iceberg.

I’m tired . . . I probably shouldn’t even post this . . . ah screw it.

> > > What if towards the end of the story, Cortana John and the evil enemy had a three way
> >
> > Aaaaaand that’s where I stopped reading. You had me at three way
>
> Chief throws down his AR like “Screw it! Cortana I love you!” And then Cortana reveals her love for the chief, then the ancient enemy felt left out . . . I mean, who wouldn’t be willing to push the envelope a bit after being shut away for thousands of years?
>
> Then the magic. Which would more likely resemble a jackhammer tearing apart a piano that just landed on a oil tanker driving across the Pacific Ocean, about to hit an iceberg.
>
> I’m tired . . . I probably shouldn’t even post this . . . ah screw it.

What? and What? and What?..

Sorry, you want them to have a three-way?