(ROLEPLAY, NOT SPARTAN COMPANY RECRUITING!!!)
Attention spartans of the UNSC, this is your friendly UAC Corp, looking for candidates to be tested at our own highly-advanced facilities!
If interested, please head to the cooridinates sent to you via this message, and await for our portal to be activated to meet-greet you!
Remember, the true evolution of mankind is here, amongst the UAC, bringing humanity one step closer to heaven, with the power of science!
(Disclamer: The UAC is not responsible for any horrific injury, dismemberment, unwilling transformations, brutal deaths, and/or mental scarring/trauma. Applicants have been both warned and advised.)