The types of players and "hackers" in halo

wish there was a meme tage have the types of players and hackers in halo. this is a joke topic feel free to add to it.

Hardware hacker.

this guy bound fire to mouse wheel down so he can fire faster. Sure he will out shoot you in a strait line, but dodge his shots and his recoil has already gotten him killed.

sofware hacker.

The only real hacker on this list, aim bot goes brr to bad this guy tends to have the spacial awarness of a Cheeto. Is generally seen getting nothing but perfects with a comando. And making everyone else cry as it means we lost the red ring of aim for nothing.

If seen find cloak and just back slap him a few times, he will leave, seriously they always leave if someone manages to kill them more then once.

“Pro” player

Bought the pro team kit, camps the power weapons and BR spawns. Never plays objectives unless slayer.

Pro player

The actual pro player, will no scope you from half way across the map with a pistol, plays objectives is either loading the razorback wiht power cores on BTB or yeeting them all at the base. Camps BR spawn from a range and uses grapple to take it from the “pro” players before they can grab it.

CoD player

Don’t know what game they are using, uses nothing but the MA5 even at range. complains that the time to kill is to long, camps the hydra.

Splatter obsessed

only drives co-op vehicles, and only drives them into the enemy. Wonders why they have no kills and 20 deaths and why no one will get on the gun in there hogs anymore.

Driver

Goes through 4 gunners on a hog, has 20 assists and hasn’t died once. Can’t aim to save their life so they learned to drive.

“Pilot”

Camps the wasp spawn on hydro, dies instantly to the snipers.

Pilot

Has the count down to the wasp spawn memorized (spawns at 12:44) if they are not focused down will wipe the enemy team. Must be taken down by grapple jack or hydra. Or else they will spawn camp your team like crazy. (sorry.)

Don’t forget the bot. Players who walk in straight lines and hip fire the area code you’re in. Will have you actively check their name to make sure it doesn’t say “343” before it.

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Problem is they are worse then the bots.