The truth about the Elites

After many years of battling the elites, im happy to announce that i found the truth about the -Yoink- elites!

Well, you did go behind the stairs for a second where you wouldn’t have been able to see the Elite go anywhere, so it probably ran off in that time.

Also, -Yoink!- didn’t disappear. He hid in a bunker, committed suicide, and then the bunker was burned. I believe the Soviets recovered his body parts some time afterwards.

Lazy Link

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> After many years of battling the elites, im happy to announce that i found the truth about the -Yoink- elites!

Clickbait.

You did give him time to wander off while looking at the stairs.

Well then… I better hope I’m not Jewish because if the elites are nazis then… We better hide from RuthlessSkate94…

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> Well then… I better hope I’m not Jewish because if the elites are nazis then… We better hide from RuthlessSkate94…

They are coming for us.

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we are doomed o.o

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> Well, you did go behind the stairs for a second where you wouldn’t have been able to see the Elite go anywhere, so it probably ran off in that time.
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> Also, -Yoink!- didn’t disappear. He hid in a bunker, committed suicide, and then the bunker was burned. I believe the Soviets recovered his body parts some time afterwards.

u cant prove that, thats just a theori

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> > Well, you did go behind the stairs for a second where you wouldn’t have been able to see the Elite go anywhere, so it probably ran off in that time.
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> > Also, -Yoink!- didn’t disappear. He hid in a bunker, committed suicide, and then the bunker was burned. I believe the Soviets recovered his body parts some time afterwards.
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> u cant prove that, thats just a theori

Well, if it’s a theory, at least it’s a well supported theory (I believe several biographies say this, and I’m pretty sure dental examinations of the remains proved that the burnt corpse was -Yoink!-). -Yoink!-’s supposed disappearance is supported by little more than the fact no one saw him in his final moments.

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> > > Well, you did go behind the stairs for a second where you wouldn’t have been able to see the Elite go anywhere, so it probably ran off in that time.
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> > > Also, -Yoink!- didn’t disappear. He hid in a bunker, committed suicide, and then the bunker was burned. I believe the Soviets recovered his body parts some time afterwards.
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> > u cant prove that, thats just a theori
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> Well, if it’s a theory, at least it’s a well supported theory (I believe several biographies say this, and I’m pretty sure dental examinations of the remains proved that the burnt corpse was hurler). -Yoink!-’s supposed disappearance is supported by little more than the fact no one saw him in his final moments.

in the famous movie der untergang or smth, he kills him self with his family. check it up

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> > > > Well, you did go behind the stairs for a second where you wouldn’t have been able to see the Elite go anywhere, so it probably ran off in that time.
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> > > > Also, -Yoink!- didn’t disappear. He hid in a bunker, committed suicide, and then the bunker was burned. I believe the Soviets recovered his body parts some time afterwards.
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> > > u cant prove that, thats just a theori
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> > Well, if it’s a theory, at least it’s a well supported theory (I believe several biographies say this, and I’m pretty sure dental examinations of the remains proved that the burnt corpse was hurler). -Yoink!-’s supposed disappearance is supported by little more than the fact no one saw him in his final moments.
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> in the famous movie der untergang or smth, he kills him self with his family. check it up

Yeah, well, his family at the time was more or less just his wife, Eva Braun. Most, if not all biographies that I’ve read state that he committed suicide in a bunker with his wife shortly before the Red Army reached them. His body was cremated after his suicide.

I think that’s enough -Yoink!- discussion for this thread.

I recommend a Moderator comes by and locks this thread, there’s simply no more discussion to be made about this.

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> > > > > Well, you did go behind the stairs for a second where you wouldn’t have been able to see the Elite go anywhere, so it probably ran off in that time.
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> Yeah, well, his family at the time was more or less just his wife, Eva Braun. Most, if not all biographies that I’ve read state that he committed suicide in a bunker with his wife shortly before the Red Army reached them. His body was cremated after his suicide.
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> I think that’s enough -Yoink!- discussion for this thread.

yes, but the elites must be stopped. i recommend using a scorpion

3Spooky5Me

I’m kinda scared now…

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This is new… lol

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> Well then… I better hope I’m not Jewish because if the elites are nazis then… We better hide from RuthlessSkate94…

What about RuthlessSkate94? Lol

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> > Well then… I better hope I’m not Jewish because if the elites are nazis then… We better hide from RuthlessSkate94…
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> What about RuthlessSkate94? Lol

Oh nothing… Apart from fact that he’s an elite and I said that elites are Nazis

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> What about RuthlessSkate94? Lol

oh what have we here? why have the klakas been talking about me?

klaka is the sangheili word for human if you didn’t know.

also this is a weird way to look on waypoint on my 17th birthday. lol first time opening waypoint and everyones calling me a -Yoink!-, because I’m a sangheili. lol its alright i can take a joke.

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> also this is a weird way to look on waypoint on my 17th birthday. lol first time opening waypoint and everyones calling me a -Yoink!-, because I’m a sangheili. lol its alright i can take a joke.
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Happy b-day brother!