Greetings and welcome to the Toilet. Most compare it to the Oval Office; and just like a toilet, it is a place where you can draft a foreign policy in peace and comfort. So relax, kick back, and continue the plans initiated by Bungie for world domination with your fellow Spartans and bundles of sticks! As an on-site establishment, understand that the Toilet comes with certain conditions, such as:
- Do not post Spam (because cheap, unsatisfying food products belong in “The Pantry”). - Do not recruit members for your MLG, DJ Quik-scoping clan. If the clan correlates to any aspect of Halo 5: Guardians’ “Hunt the Truth” advertisement campaign, then it’s going to be a farce and leave chumps like me highly disappointed. - If you wish to discuss new features to be implemented through future bi-monthly updates, please keep those creative thoughts to yourself. Neither Hamish Beamish or Bonnie Ross will heed such innovative suggestions. Deal with it. - Politics and religion are prohibited, except for non-malicious jokes. Example, “How did Abraham make his tea? Hebrew-ed it!” - All forum rules apply, with the peculiar exception of subsection 4.1B in Article III of the Halo Waypoint Terms and Service Agreement, which deals with the once sweeping sensation of “Memes and —” - The Toilet is a necessity, not a luxury, and lays prostrate for inspection by Big Daddy Snickerdoodle. Remember if the thread is deemed “abused,” first time violators will receive a small dressing down, and repeat offenders are summarily deported to the Gulags. So stay in Stalin, and don’t do socialism."Intolerance" is the name of the game, folks.
