The Story of Specializations

Games Other Halo
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Halo Fan: Uh, hi, can I get the number 4 please, with a coke?

343: Sure, that will be $59.99.

Halo Fan: Alright, here you go. Wait…where are my fries?

343: Oh yeah, if you eat that now, you will get a code via email in two weeks, maybe three, at least by December for sure that you can redeem and then you can come back and you’ll get your fries.

Halo Fan: Well…is there any way I can get my fries now?

343: Sure! You just have to supersize your combo to $89.99!

Halo Fan: No…that’s kind of expensive, I mean, I love your food I just can’t afford that right now. What happens if I decide to come back later and eat then instead?

343: Well, unfortunately, then the meal will still cost $59.99, but you won’t get the code. You will get one of your fries every now and then. Can’t really say when.

Halo Fan: That sounds pretty ridiculous and unfair to your customers!

343:…

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9/10

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LOL i love this… Forgot to mention if they are from Europe we are not allowed fries at all. I need my my fries -Yoink!-!

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agreed. I know level 100s who got their code but for the ones stuck at 70 for 2 weeks (me) Im left out there to hang

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Well… this is original in content but similar in substance to all the other negative posts. I give it a 8/10 for originality and 9/10 for annoyance. Cheers…

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Applauds

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they will send your fries in the mail 2 weeks later, unless you live in europe, that is too far to send the fries!

make sure you have your mailbox open and accessible!

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Well done, OP.

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This made e laugh, which also is true:(

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Very nice!

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Actually, its because they can’t get their potatoes through customs