The Salty Turd

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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I’m super salty right now 343. I just had a giant dump hit me from nowhere, so I had to step away while in the middle of a game WITH A PARTY OF FRIENDS. So then I got kicked for inactivity, the banhammer struck, and now I can’t play with them. Next time, I’ll remember to let my bowels erupt inside of me and then I can sue you for $999,999,999,999,999.99 for medical bills, emotional distress, and humiliation reparations. Please make my emergency turds less salty, I beg of you.

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3 DNF’s in 2 days can do that to you, sad how hard the ban hammer strikes.

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Guess you should take your 10 minutes ban like the rest of us have. That or stay in your games. I’ve had like 2 bans. Get over it.

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Well you could always sit on the toilet and play. Actually nevermind that’s a stupid idea.

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> 2533274806844209;3:
> Guess you should take your 10 minutes ban like the rest of us have. That or stay in your games. I’ve had like 2 bans. Get over it.

Yea bro. Let me stay in the game and sh*t all over myself. Totally worth.

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At least you didn’t get teabagged…

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Lol.

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You’ve had 4 DNFs this week. That’s 1 DNF a day.

Take you ban like a man and stop complaining.

Also, take this to the appropriate ban thread that’s stickied at the top of the page.

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Get over it, and do you realise your numbers were in the trillions? Serious exaggeration. It would take the entire United Nations plus an alien planet just to pay for your terd and your whining

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There is a ban thread in halo 5 support section, have a go there. And try to be less disgusting with your -Yoink-.