It’s Micky. He’s a known innie lover and a traitor. He killed the rookie, betrayed Buck and I bet he was the one who sold Reach out. He probably sabotaged the Pillar of Autumn to try to get Noble 6 and John killed.
He’s back now and he’s trying to destroy humanity and he’s framing the Chief for it.
I also bet he was the one responsible for putting Plasma pistols in Halo 4 load-outs and he designed the boltshot and was the reason the DMR was so overpowered before the patch. He probably broke the fileshares in Halo 4 and the Master Chief Collection,m in fact he is the one who caused all of Master Chief Collection’s launch issues
TL:DR: I hate Micky and refuse to belive John is a traitor. I blame Micky
Agree! And thanks for the New Blood spoil anyway
Mickey’s evil doesn’t just end with Halo.
Mickey also caused 9/11 and is responsible for World War II.
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> It’s Micky. He’s a known innie lover and a traitor. He killed the rookie, betrayed Buck and I bet he was the one who sold Reach out. He probably sabotaged the Pillar of Autumn to try to get Noble 6 and John killed.
>
> He’s back now and he’s trying to destroy humanity and he’s framing the Chief for it.
>
> I also bet he was the one responsible for putting Plasma pistols in Halo 4 load-outs and he designed the boltshot and was the reason the DMR was so overpowered before the patch. He probably broke the fileshares in Halo 4 and the Master Chief Collection,m in fact he is the one who caused all of Master Chief Collection’s launch issues
>
> TL:DR: I hate Micky and refuse to belive John is a traitor. I blame Micky
Part of that was just stupid… 1. He isn’t the one to blame for the “sabotaged the Pillar of Autumn to try to get Noble 6 and John killed.” because Noble 6 died on reach and 2. Saying “I also bet he was the one responsible for putting Plasma pistols in Halo 4 load-outs and he designed the boltshot and was the reason the DMR was so overpowered before the patch. He probably broke the fileshares in Halo 4 and the Master Chief Collection,m in fact he is the one who caused all of Master Chief Collection’s launch issues” just make you look like you don’t know ANYTHING at all and your just saying it because you are just finding something to rage/complain about. Read and THINK before you post.
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> Part of that was just stupid… 1. He isn’t the one to blame for the “sabotaged the Pillar of Autumn to try to get Noble 6 and John killed.” because Noble 6 died on reach and 2. Saying “I also bet he was the one responsible for putting Plasma pistols in Halo 4 load-outs and he designed the boltshot and was the reason the DMR was so overpowered before the patch. He probably broke the fileshares in Halo 4 and the Master Chief Collection,m in fact he is the one who caused all of Master Chief Collection’s launch issues” just make you look like you don’t know ANYTHING at all and your just saying it because you are just finding something to rage/complain about. Read and THINK before you post.
…I think you should really listen to your own words. The entire thing was a joke post.
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> It’s Micky. He’s a known innie lover and a traitor. He killed the rookie, betrayed Buck and I bet he was the one who sold Reach out. He probably sabotaged the Pillar of Autumn to try to get Noble 6 and John killed.
>
> He’s back now and he’s trying to destroy humanity and he’s framing the Chief for it.
>
> I also bet he was the one responsible for putting Plasma pistols in Halo 4 load-outs and he designed the boltshot and was the reason the DMR was so overpowered before the patch. He probably broke the fileshares in Halo 4 and the Master Chief Collection,m in fact he is the one who caused all of Master Chief Collection’s launch issues
>
> TL:DR: I hate Micky and refuse to belive John is a traitor. I blame Micky
Part of that was just stupid… 1. He isn’t the one to blame for the “sabotaged the Pillar of Autumn to try to get Noble 6 and John killed.” because Noble 6 died on reach and 2. Saying “I also bet he was the one responsible for putting Plasma pistols in Halo 4 load-outs and he designed the boltshot and was the reason the DMR was so overpowered before the patch. He probably broke the fileshares in Halo 4 and the Master Chief Collection,m in fact he is the one who caused all of Master Chief Collection’s launch issues” just make you look like you don’t know ANYTHING at all and your just saying it because you are just finding something to rage/complain about. Read and THINK before you post.
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> Mickey’s evil doesn’t just end with Halo.
> Mickey also caused 9/11 and is responsible for World War II.
That is just th stupidest thing ever!! That was completely stupid!! Mickey is FAKE and 9/11 was caused by terrorists in 2001 and World War II was caused by an evil and violent dictator. NONE OF THOSE WERE CAUSED BY MICKEY!! DON’T EVER MAKE A JOKE ABOUT 9/11 WHERE CLOSE TO 3,000 AMERICANS DIED. Oh, but wait, you probably act liked you don’t care
Either Hotel Actual can’t take a joke, or he’s trolling just as hard as OP. Either way…
godhatesmickey.com
I think I found a website that the OP might enjoy.
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> Either Hotel Actual can’t take a joke, or he’s trolling just as hard as OP. Either way…
I’m getting onto him because to me that wasn’t a joke at all. But oh, a “joke” HUH?! So 9/11 THAT WAS CAUSED BY TERRORISTS IN 2001 WHERE CLOSE TO 3,000 AMERICANS DIED and WORLD WAR II WAS CAUSED BY AN EVIL AND VIOLENT DICTATOR WHO TRIED TO COMMIT GENOCIDE BY TRYING TO KILL EVERY JEWISH PERSON BUT KILLED 6 MILLION PEOPLE OF MOSTLY JEWISH PEOPLE BUT WITH AMERICANS, BRITISH, POLISH, AND RUSSIANS!!! Was a joke? Hmm but your right, both of those where people died is a joke
Lol I thought it was funny and a good joke from the OP. I would like to agree, Micky should be at fault for everything! He’s the traitor I bet firing the bullet at Chief in the commercial! It’s not meant for Chief, it’s just Micky’s calling card, on everything!!!
Now i don’t think adding the real life problems or horrors were…necessary but, if someone read the OP correctly, I don’t think they would be too annoyed if they have a sense of humor. I would like to blame Micky for all that too just cuz! Not bad to have a scapegoat as a real traitor for everything! Lol, damn Micky!
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> > 2533274876456769;9:
> > Either Hotel Actual can’t take a joke, or he’s trolling just as hard as OP. Either way…
>
>
> I’m getting onto him because to me that wasn’t a joke at all. But oh, a “joke” HUH?! So 9/11 THAT WAS CAUSED BY TERRORISTS IN 2001 WHERE CLOSE TO 3,000 AMERICANS DIED and WORLD WAR II WAS CAUSED BY AN EVIL AND VIOLENT DICTATOR WHO TRIED TO COMMIT GENOCIDE BY TRYING TO KILL EVERY JEWISH PERSON BUT KILLED 6 MILLION PEOPLE OF MOSTLY JEWISH PEOPLE BUT WITH AMERICANS, BRITISH, POLISH, AND RUSSIANS!!! Was a joke? Hmm but your right, both of those where people died is a joke
GIF
Has anybody considered that Mickey might actually be connected to the Flood? As the most evil character in the Halo series, I think it’s very possible that he’s a Gravemind.
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> Has anybody considered that Mickey might actually be connected to the Flood? As the most evil character in the Halo series, I think it’s very possible that he’s a Gravemind.
Oh man it would be so satisfying if Mickey ever got consumed by the Flood.
Probably, never considered that theory, hmm…
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> > 2533274908248642;1:
> > It’s Micky. He’s a known innie lover and a traitor. He killed the rookie, betrayed Buck and I bet he was the one who sold Reach out. He probably sabotaged the Pillar of Autumn to try to get Noble 6 and John killed.
> >
> > He’s back now and he’s trying to destroy humanity and he’s framing the Chief for it.
> >
> > I also bet he was the one responsible for putting Plasma pistols in Halo 4 load-outs and he designed the boltshot and was the reason the DMR was so overpowered before the patch. He probably broke the fileshares in Halo 4 and the Master Chief Collection,m in fact he is the one who caused all of Master Chief Collection’s launch issues
> >
> > TL:DR: I hate Micky and refuse to belive John is a traitor. I blame Micky
>
>
> Part of that was just stupid… 1. He isn’t the one to blame for the “sabotaged the Pillar of Autumn to try to get Noble 6 and John killed.” because Noble 6 died on reach and 2. Saying “I also bet he was the one responsible for putting Plasma pistols in Halo 4 load-outs and he designed the boltshot and was the reason the DMR was so overpowered before the patch. He probably broke the fileshares in Halo 4 and the Master Chief Collection,m in fact he is the one who caused all of Master Chief Collection’s launch issues” just make you look like you don’t know ANYTHING at all and your just saying it because you are just finding something to rage/complain about. Read and THINK before you post.
Whoa,dude chill. You realize it was a joke right?
Mickey is actually a time traveling Precursor causing controlled chaos to bring everyone to an eventuality!
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> Mickey is actually a time traveling Precursor causing controlled chaos to bring everyone to an eventuality!
I heard he was a jackal sniper with actual shields and promethean vision 
