First off if talking about monitors and staff is against the forum rules then I am very sorry I just haven’t read through all the rules yet. So if it is against please lock this post and know I haven’t try to break any rules.
I was just curious about the kind of power that the monitors and staff have on these forums. As well as how they became one. I know that monitors jobs are to monitor but do you guys just go through every post and check them and do you get paid. Also how did you guys have get the job.
once again sorry if this is against the rules.
Here is a useful link that explains te different roles of special rank members. Scroll down to the toward the bottom and it explains what monitors do.
As for becoming a monitor, they are choosen by the forces that be.
Also I am pretty sure there is another thread just like this one a few pages down. Give the search bar a try to see if your thread topic has already been.
If gifs were currency, I could have made then rich by now 
I thought this thread was about floating, ball-like AIs who morphed into a single, frighteningly powerful, inherently evil being bent on destroying all sentient life.
I r disappoint.
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I think some wrong-doers on the forums believe that it is.
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> As well as how they became one. I know that monitors jobs are to monitor but do you guys just go through every post and check them and do you get paid. Also how did you guys have get the job.
Well, in order to become a monitor, you have to be a intelligent Forerunner that lived over (Insert staggering number here) million years ago. If you are a lucky candidate, you get to be killed, and your brain is then mashed into a small floating orb. Next, you are sent to a Halo ring, on which you are left alone after your makers kill themselves to wipe out the flood. So obviously, if the Forerunners were wiped out, then you wouldn’t have anyone to send you your paycheck. So now, you are broke on a Halo ring in the middle of nowhere in space for (insert staggering number here) million years. DavidJCobb knows what I’m talking about
Tl:Dr- To become a monitor, you have to die and be resurrected in a small floating orb, and you get paid nothing, because your boss(es) is/are dead
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I understand what you were getting at. Sorry to disappoint you.
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> Well, in order to become a monitor, you have to be a intelligent Forerunner that lived over (Insert staggering number here) million years ago. If you are a lucky candidate, you get to be killed, and your brain is then mashed into a small floating orb. Next, you are sent to a Halo ring, on which you are left alone after your makers kill themselves to wipe out the flood. So obviously, if the Forerunners were wiped out, then you wouldn’t have anyone to send you your paycheck. So now, you are broke on a Halo ring in the middle of nowhere in space for (insert staggering number here) million years. DavidJCobb knows what I’m talking about
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> Tl:Dr- To become a monitor, you have to die and be resurrected in a small floating orb, and you get paid nothing, because your boss(es) is/are dead
haaaahaaha (sarcastic)
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> I thought this thread was about floating, ball-like AIs who morphed into a single, frighteningly powerful, inherently evil being bent on destroying all sentient life.
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> I r disappoint.
Wait. That’s not what I am? O_O
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Nope, you’re all a Gravemind now.
Earth is doomed, save the cats
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why save the cats
think of the children mannnnn
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I forgot to mention that your brain is wiped, and despite being able to float around, you still think that you are a normal person.
Good luck with a job interview
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Because cats are amazing
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because the future of humanity needs memes
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cats are gaaaaaaaaayyyyyy!!! Dogs are bettererererer
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Yup. Lazy things that sit around cleaning itself or sleeping all day, practically waiting for you to feed it and then annoys you by scratching you with the claws.
“Amazing”
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Look
at
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adorable
fuzzball!But for real, I honestly believe that people who think that cats only care about food, are violent and aggressive little turds that scratch anyone without hesitation have either
A: Never owned a cat.
B: Treated the cat harshly growing up, stunting it’s trust in humans.
Because my cat is the most lovable creature we’ve had since our late great dane (he passed away a few years ago.)
But not saying all cats are lovable, my old roommate’s cat was evil. But I found out that he did indeed harass it as a kid so she hated everyone except my friend’s mom.
Outside of that, yes, cats are amazing. I certainly wouldnt trade mine in for anything in the world.
Omeggos, your cat is gorgeous. I can never have one because my dog thinks “cat = dinner” but Siamese cats are beautiful.
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> Omeggos, your cat is gorgeous. I can never have one because my dog thinks “cat = dinner” but Siamese cats are beautiful.
Thanks, he’s certainly my lil buddy. All I can say about him is that I didnt choose the cat life, the cat life chose me.
Literally.
When we were at the animal humane society, we walked by his cage and he reached out and grabbed my step-dad’s shoulder. We had to get him.
