Hello Klaka’s (humans) the bio cap sucks. Which is why I made this thread, for those who don’t know there is a running gag on waypoint that I am the elite who wrote the love poem about Commander Palmer in the halo 5 campaign. Eventually i gave in and started writing some up. Normally they would be on my bio but since there isn’t any room I decided to make this thread. I will edit the OP whenever there is a new entry.
Poem #1
I saw you standing at your ship, with armored hand on armored hip.
Both my heart’s began to pound, so lovely was what I found.
I love your brightly shining armor, human named commander Palmer.
I wish that we could be together, our tender love would be remembered.
human named commander Palmer, saying yes would bring me honor.
Please say yes to my offer, I’ll await your answer near the water.
Poem #2
as you spread your wings and began to soar, my voice let out a mighty roar.
As you flew your pelican into the fray, we all let out a small hooray.
As your Spartans landed safe and sound, the guardian took them outbound.
You were safe Inside your ship, showing your skills in leadership.
As we headed back to camp, you let down your ships ramp.
There you stood once more, outside your ship ready to soar.
My two heart’s pounded in joy, that you had survived and were ready to deploy.
Poem #3
Human named commander Palmer, you bring Honor to the armor.
As you enter the battle without fear, one by one you make the covenant disappear.
As you let the bullets fly, more insulant covenant die.
While you go on a killing spree, it seems your victory is forseen.
As you win this battle with fire in your eyes, we all move ahead where another battle lies.