The Plausible Mentality Behind The Pizza Skin.

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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343i Idea Guy: “Everybody likes pizza.” (Random uttering while playing Total War, wearing a jaded expression.)

343i Employee, eating pizza: “That’s a good idea! We should put a Pizza skin in Halo 5 for our MA5D Individual Combat Weapon System that fires M118 Full-Metal-Jacket 7.62x51mm Armor-Piercing Rounds, which are also used in the M392 Designated Marksman Rifle but somehow does less damage for balancing reasons!”

343i Idea Guy: “Ditto.”

343i Manager: “Idea guy has spoken, now stop eating pizza and get to work REQ skin DLC guy!”

343i Employee Eating Pizza Whom is also known as REQ skin DLC guy: “You got it.”

343i Director: “(rubbing hands together in a shady way, wearing hood over head, aged from reading so much hatemail throughout the entire night) Good… good… everything is proceeding as I have foreseen.”

OP: (Feels like an idiot, but wanted to express feelings of self-entertainment anyway)

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But everybody does love pizza

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Cool story. It’s a motivational tool to remind Spartans what they’re fighting for. Pepperoni and cheese. Ninja turtle style

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That was brilliant (and I bet 100% accurate)

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Yes. My writing is good. I even have a novel which involves development of a cure for the flood and the struggles of the development team. I will not go into further details because ONI is always watching.

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I bet this is the real story behind it.

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> I bet this is the real story behind it.

Without a doubt.

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how do you know they arent gong to add more skins n the future as well? maybe they were having fun with this lat update.

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> how do you know they arent gong to add more skins n the future as well? maybe they were having fun with this lat update.

Infinity’s Armory"

I’d expect lore(y) stuff and not greasy, meat and cheese covered assault rifles.

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It’s all a simulation, someone modded in pizza for shiggles.

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> It’s all a simulation, someone modded in pizza for shiggles.

It was probably Palmer.

Damn it Palmer.

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Ohh… I bet it was called Infinity’s Armory because Infinity has standard pizza weaponry. Along with the french fry weaponry, you can’t forget those.

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I love pizza

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I use last slice and lord of the fries, they are my favorite skins at the moment. Way better than the 90s colored skins and boomco skins, I just wish I had a fully loaded pizza skin for my dmr

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Shhh, let people enjoy things.

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> I use last slice and lord of the fries, they are my favorite skins at the moment. Way better than the 90s colored skins and boomco skins, I just wish I had a fully loaded pizza skin for my dmr

Nope, the DMR only gets a breadstick skin.

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They probably just had munchies hehe :’)