TL;DR: This seems more logical than most of these “fan-made” scenarios that I’ve seen pop up around here.
Osiris is sneaking behind Blue Team, and Locke motions to his team,
“Hey, instead of fighting them head on, wouldn’t it make more sense to just sneak up from behind?”
Brian Reed’s voice echoes,
“There is a time and place for everything Locke, but logic is not allowed here.”
Buck retorts,
“Yeah, Locke don’t you understand that the audience demands dramatic and emotional scenes? You can’t expect us to win right, because we are obviously inferior against the invincible gods that are spartan 2s? I mean even though some of them died from falling out of a pelican and were rendered useless by some backwater insurrectionists, but that’s besides the point! We all know Chaster Mief is coolest guy ever, and shotted aliens, and doesn’t afraid of anything, so we are required to lose because video game writing demands it!”
Tex warps in. “You scrublords, you know that I’m the coolest guy ever, I shotted all the Wyomings this side of the universe, and I doesn’t afraid of any Cabooses.”
Washington then follows. “Silly Texas, we all know you were killed by a bowling ball.”
Texas then bellows, “Nooooooo!” and then proceeds to turn into a ghost once more.
Vale gets back to the task at hand, “Soooo, what’s stopping us from just tossing those fancy armor restraints on their backs and extracting?”
Tanaka proceeds to shut her down, “Vale didn’t you listen to what Buck just said, that would be reasonable and actually effective, after all we are in a universe where spartan 2s are invincible and we are plebs who can’t hold a candle to them, because their fanbase is incapable of adding 2 and 2 together.”
Vale states, “Yeah, I guess you’re right Tanaka, that would be too logical. I have a brilliant idea, Locke for whatever reason, could get teleported over there alone for dramatic effect, and we could stand there in watch so we could meet the marketing quota.”
“Brilliant tactical plan, Vale,” Buck interjects.
Buck: “Alright, lets do this.”
Locke: “I don’t know how I feel about this…”
Original Locke v Chief scenario plays out.
Locke: “-Yoink!-, now this campaign will have to be twice as long!”
Le convenient shaking of structure is convienient.
Buck holds on to the platform with one hand.
Locke: “I said, I need a one-liner!”
End-scene.
BTW I’m a bronze marine, and this is the first post I’ve ever made, so yay for that.
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