The Penis

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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I was playing co-op with my friend tonight, after a long, miserable, never-ending horde of legendary enemies on Meridian Station, I was very disappointed to meet Governor Sloan. Not because he seemed like an angry man. Not because he was slightly rude to our presence on his planet. But because he had no -Yoink!-. I couldn’t help myself but stop and ponder that -Yoink!-. I was confused as to why his creator/developer sought it fit to not grant our AI Governor with a -Yoink!-. For this, I have not been able to sleep. I shall not rest until I solve the mystery of this -Yoink!-.

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account suicide in 3…2…

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The lack of phallus baffles me too, I robustly believe that since AI are incapable of -Yoink!-, they would not require their private organs.
Then again, why would they need their limbs? All an AI needs is its unmistakable intellectual capacity.
I don’t think anyone can resolve, The Mystery Of This -Yoink!-.

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Don’t worry. Together we shall form a crack team, and discover the well-kept secret behind his missing genitalia.

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> Don’t worry. Together we shall form a crack team, and discover the well-kept secret behind his missing genitalia.

I’ve already got a team of Immersion Scientists investigating this right now. We should have an answer in around 200 years.