The Official Off-topic Thread 7

> > There was 117 replies… AND THEN I RUINED IT! Sorry guys lol. How is everyone?
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> You fool! Replies?! I will own PAGE 117!!! Hahahaahahhahah…
> No, I’m not starting this again, :stuck_out_tongue: But I’m great! You?
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> > > > What is the soul?
> > >
> > > Where your kindness, heart, love, and faith is stored. And no matter what somebody does or says, they’ll always carry one, just deeper down.
> > >
> > > Now my screenshot has been retweeted by bsangel from Josh-OIAH. Only one word can express my feelings:
> > >
> > > ‘WAT’
> > >
> > > @Silent:
> > > Yesh… sounds like a real handful. My good friend’s younger brother is similar. :
> > > Oh… and how your signature played in to that… I’m sorry… ROFL.
> > >
> > > But, breath in, breath out, breath in, and buy ear plugs.
> >
> > Oh.
>
> Wrong answer…?

No. That was good. Thank you. :slight_smile:

> Sorry, need to rant. More than likely not worth clicking on the spoiler below but I’m going to blow a gasket if I don’t say this somewhere.
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> Oh look, now my brother is threatening to destroy the xbox and all our games because someone finally told him to shut up when we could hear him yelling at the game from the kitchen (keeping in mind this is a large house and there’s several concrete walls between here and there).
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> Great. Because I really needed the extra stress stacked on top of my social anxiety and trying to complete three years of schoolwork in one.
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> Fantastic.
>

Does he have money? Because the parents can take away his money.

I have a brother who wants Fire Emblem Awakening. Told him I would help him pay for it, but he has to contribute. I got told “its my money, don’t tell me what to do with it”. So I took my DS (which I was letting him use) and sold it. Going to buy my own copy and see if I can also score Shin Megami Tensei IV just to really piss him off.

> > There was 117 replies… AND THEN I RUINED IT! Sorry guys lol. How is everyone?
>
> You fool! Replies?! I will own PAGE 117!!! Hahahaahahhahah…
> No, I’m not starting this again, :stuck_out_tongue: But I’m great! You?

I’m good. But Comic… Are you challenging me? I will devote my life to destroying page 117.

WITH PICTURES OF DUCKS!

DUN DUN DAHHHHHH

> > Sorry, need to rant. More than likely not worth clicking on the spoiler below but I’m going to blow a gasket if I don’t say this somewhere.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Oh look, now my brother is threatening to destroy the xbox and all our games because someone finally told him to shut up when we could hear him yelling at the game from the kitchen (keeping in mind this is a large house and there’s several concrete walls between here and there).
> >
> > Great. Because I really needed the extra stress stacked on top of my social anxiety and trying to complete three years of schoolwork in one.
> >
> > Fantastic.
> >

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> Does he have money? Because the parents can take away his money.
>
> I have a brother who wants Fire Emblem Awakening. Told him I would help him pay for it, but he has to contribute. I got told “its my money, don’t tell me what to do with it”. So I took my DS (which I was letting him use) and sold it. Going to buy my own copy and see if I can also score Shin Megami Tensei IV just to really piss him off.

Ah… so this is the great kind of brotherly love I missed out on being an only child?

> > > Sorry, need to rant. More than likely not worth clicking on the spoiler below but I’m going to blow a gasket if I don’t say this somewhere.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh look, now my brother is threatening to destroy the xbox and all our games because someone finally told him to shut up when we could hear him yelling at the game from the kitchen (keeping in mind this is a large house and there’s several concrete walls between here and there).
> > >
> > > Great. Because I really needed the extra stress stacked on top of my social anxiety and trying to complete three years of schoolwork in one.
> > >
> > > Fantastic.
> > >

> >
> > Does he have money? Because the parents can take away his money.
> >
> > I have a brother who wants Fire Emblem Awakening. Told him I would help him pay for it, but he has to contribute. I got told “its my money, don’t tell me what to do with it”. So I took my DS (which I was letting him use) and sold it. Going to buy my own copy and see if I can also score Shin Megami Tensei IV just to really piss him off.
>
> Ah… so this is the great kind of brotherly love I missed out on being an only child?

You don’t know the half of it Comic… When I was a child I practiced my aiming skills by throwing heavy-ish toys and objects right square into my older brothers loins. Causing him to double over and choke for like 10 minutes. Now that’s brotherly love!

> > > Sorry, need to rant. More than likely not worth clicking on the spoiler below but I’m going to blow a gasket if I don’t say this somewhere.
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > >
> > > Oh look, now my brother is threatening to destroy the xbox and all our games because someone finally told him to shut up when we could hear him yelling at the game from the kitchen (keeping in mind this is a large house and there’s several concrete walls between here and there).
> > >
> > > Great. Because I really needed the extra stress stacked on top of my social anxiety and trying to complete three years of schoolwork in one.
> > >
> > > Fantastic.
> > >

> >
> > Does he have money? Because the parents can take away his money.
> >
> > I have a brother who wants Fire Emblem Awakening. Told him I would help him pay for it, but he has to contribute. I got told “its my money, don’t tell me what to do with it”. So I took my DS (which I was letting him use) and sold it. Going to buy my own copy and see if I can also score Shin Megami Tensei IV just to really piss him off.
>
> Ah… so this is the great kind of brotherly love I missed out on being an only child?

No, older siblings are likeable. Younger ones are annoying.

> > > > Sorry, need to rant. More than likely not worth clicking on the spoiler below but I’m going to blow a gasket if I don’t say this somewhere.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Oh look, now my brother is threatening to destroy the xbox and all our games because someone finally told him to shut up when we could hear him yelling at the game from the kitchen (keeping in mind this is a large house and there’s several concrete walls between here and there).
> > > >
> > > > Great. Because I really needed the extra stress stacked on top of my social anxiety and trying to complete three years of schoolwork in one.
> > > >
> > > > Fantastic.
> > > >

> > >
> > > Does he have money? Because the parents can take away his money.
> > >
> > > I have a brother who wants Fire Emblem Awakening. Told him I would help him pay for it, but he has to contribute. I got told “its my money, don’t tell me what to do with it”. So I took my DS (which I was letting him use) and sold it. Going to buy my own copy and see if I can also score Shin Megami Tensei IV just to really piss him off.
> >
> > Ah… so this is the great kind of brotherly love I missed out on being an only child?
>
> You don’t know the half of it Comic… When I was a child I practiced my aiming skills by throwing heavy-ish toys and objects right square into my older brothers loins. Causing him to double over and choke for like 10 minutes. Now that’s brotherly love!

Awwwww… how cute!

Wait…

Well, I guess I can share some brother stories. My friend’s bro has beaten the living daylights out of both of us when he loses in sports and video games, and, years ago, shoved my friend of of a treehouse when his Pokemon was attacked in one of our card games.

That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…

This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.

> That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…
>
> This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.

I really got a KIT out of that FOXy pun!
That one was just awful…

There is one… you just need to look… :slight_smile:

> Awwwww… how cute!
> …
> Wait…
>
> Well, I guess I can share some brother stories. My friend’s bro has beaten the living daylights out of both of us when he loses in sports and video games, and, years ago, shoved my friend of of a treehouse when his Pokemon was attacked in one of our card games.

Me and my brother both work at my dads fabrication business. Sometimes he likes to set my pant leg on fire with the torch for laughs. lucky we wear fire proof cover-alls otherwise I would have been carbon…

> > > > Sorry, need to rant. More than likely not worth clicking on the spoiler below but I’m going to blow a gasket if I don’t say this somewhere.
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > >
> > > > Oh look, now my brother is threatening to destroy the xbox and all our games because someone finally told him to shut up when we could hear him yelling at the game from the kitchen (keeping in mind this is a large house and there’s several concrete walls between here and there).
> > > >
> > > > Great. Because I really needed the extra stress stacked on top of my social anxiety and trying to complete three years of schoolwork in one.
> > > >
> > > > Fantastic.
> > > >

> > >
> > > Does he have money? Because the parents can take away his money.
> > >
> > > I have a brother who wants Fire Emblem Awakening. Told him I would help him pay for it, but he has to contribute. I got told “its my money, don’t tell me what to do with it”. So I took my DS (which I was letting him use) and sold it. Going to buy my own copy and see if I can also score Shin Megami Tensei IV just to really piss him off.
> >
> > Ah… so this is the great kind of brotherly love I missed out on being an only child?
>
> No, older siblings are likeable. Younger ones are annoying.

I would disagree, both of my sisters and I get along really well and genuinely enjoy each others presence. Often times were friends before siblings.

It really depends on the family and siblings though.

> > Awwwww… how cute!
> > …
> > Wait…
> >
> > Well, I guess I can share some brother stories. My friend’s bro has beaten the living daylights out of both of us when he loses in sports and video games, and, years ago, shoved my friend of of a treehouse when his Pokemon was attacked in one of our card games.
>
> Me and my brother both work at my dads fabrication business. Sometimes he likes to set my pant leg on fire with the torch for laughs. lucky we wear fire proof cover-alls otherwise I would have been carbon…

“So Mr. Fade, what hobbies do you enjoy?”

“Setting my little brother on fire for kicks.”

“… I see…”

> > That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…
> >
> > This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.
>
> I really got a KIT out of that FOXy pun!
> That one was just awful…
>
> There is one… you just need to look… :slight_smile:

I dunno, I thought it was “BEASTly”.

And I dare someone to make a pun out of MY tag.

> > > That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…
> > >
> > > This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.
> >
> > I really got a KIT out of that FOXy pun!
> > That one was just awful…
> >
> > There is one… you just need to look… :slight_smile:
>
> I dunno, I thought it was “BEASTly”.
>
> And I dare someone to make a pun out of MY tag.

I can not think of one… >.<

I finally defeated Terramorphous on Borderlands 2. Had to get enough Torgue Tokens to get a Double Penetrating Unkempt Harold. It only took 1 attempt to defeat him but it was on normal mode so it was easier.

> > > That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…
> > >
> > > This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.
> >
> > I really got a KIT out of that FOXy pun!
> > That one was just awful…
> >
> > There is one… you just need to look… :slight_smile:
>
> I dunno, I thought it was “BEASTly”.
>
> And I dare someone to make a pun out of MY tag.

That was one of MAH favorite puns by VAR!

Ya don’t mess with the best. What do I win? :wink:

> > > > That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…
> > > >
> > > > This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.
> > >
> > > I really got a KIT out of that FOXy pun!
> > > That one was just awful…
> > >
> > > There is one… you just need to look… :slight_smile:
> >
> > I dunno, I thought it was “BEASTly”.
> >
> > And I dare someone to make a pun out of MY tag.
>
> That was one of MAH favorite puns by VAR!
>
> Ya don’t mess with the best. What do I win? :wink:

You get a KitKat bar. :wink:

> > > > > That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…
> > > > >
> > > > > This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.
> > > >
> > > > I really got a KIT out of that FOXy pun!
> > > > That one was just awful…
> > > >
> > > > There is one… you just need to look… :slight_smile:
> > >
> > > I dunno, I thought it was “BEASTly”.
> > >
> > > And I dare someone to make a pun out of MY tag.
> >
> > That was one of MAH favorite puns by VAR!
> >
> > Ya don’t mess with the best. What do I win? :wink:
>
> You get a KitKat bar. :wink:

You better watch out though, it is known to FADE away.

> > > > > > That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…
> > > > > >
> > > > > > This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.
> > > > >
> > > > > I really got a KIT out of that FOXy pun!
> > > > > That one was just awful…
> > > > >
> > > > > There is one… you just need to look… :slight_smile:
> > > >
> > > > I dunno, I thought it was “BEASTly”.
> > > >
> > > > And I dare someone to make a pun out of MY tag.
> > >
> > > That was one of MAH favorite puns by VAR!
> > >
> > > Ya don’t mess with the best. What do I win? :wink:
> >
> > You get a KitKat bar. :wink:
>
> You better watch out though, it is known to FADE away.

YOU SLY FOX!

> > > > > That moment you wish you had a special someone who would hold you and tell you how much you mean to them…
> > > > >
> > > > > This brother talk is sort of COMICal, ooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhhh I am the king of puns.
> > > >
> > > > I really got a KIT out of that FOXy pun!
> > > > That one was just awful…
> > > >
> > > > There is one… you just need to look… :slight_smile:
> > >
> > > I dunno, I thought it was “BEASTly”.
> > >
> > > And I dare someone to make a pun out of MY tag.
> >
> > That was one of MAH favorite puns by VAR!
> >
> > Ya don’t mess with the best. What do I win? :wink:
>
> You get a KitKat bar. :wink:

Omnomnomnom…

Well guys, enough spamming this thread with my jokes. I’m FADING fast, so I’m gonna go SILENT and take a KATnap and say good night.

Man, am I CIZLIN!
I have overused that poor guy’s name too many times in my puns…