'Twas the month before release…
…and all through Waypoint,
everyone was excited, the whole of the joint!
All the mods scanned through posts, that were placed here and there,
cleaning the forums, with exceptional care.
But that’s not the point! We’re only a month out,
from the ultimate game, that can’t make anyone pout.
All four games, compact on one disc,
camp out at GameStop, it is worth the risk.
When on the eleventh, of the month called November,
a game shall hit selves, it’s one to remember.
Away from our 'puters, we’ll run like the moas,
to be the first to play, and give it a go-a.
For deep in Seattle, at Industry 343,
they’re producing a game, made for you and for me.
Remastering, remagining, our childhood years,
that now is the focus of all their careers.
With an HD finish, by the name of Blur,
ol’ Chief will look great, I’m sure you’ll concur.
More beautiful than anything, we have seen so far,
every last thing, even the 'Hog car.
“On Halsey, on Johnson, on Keyes and Cortana!”
"On Arby and Lasky (and this doesn’t rhyme-a,)
“Now Palmer and Stacker and Didact and Spark!”
“Faster now, faster, let players embark!”
With marines like stunning models, and Johnson plain epic,
I’m hopping on that game with such speed, oh so quick.
There’ll be cheers of excitement, tearing through voicechat.
Yessir, in matchmaking, that’s where I’ll be at.
For the rest of winter, hunkered down in my cave
Only emerging for more chips and a shave.
And just 47 more days from then, we’ll all be elated
for by that time, they’ll have released the Beta.
What expeditions await
in this new MCC?
Hold on to yer pants,
We’re just 'bout to see.
I got bored. So I rhymed.
