The Official Off-topic Thread 7

Iron Mon 1 best Iron Man movie ev-ar. Period.

Anyway, I didn’t really like 2 or 3… the villains and plot were both twisted and awful… in all honesty, I think I’d only allowed myself to watch those two again because of… drumroll please

JARVIS!

> Iron Mon 1 best Iron Man movie ev-ar. Period.
>
> Anyway, I didn’t really like 2 or 3… the villains and plot were both twisted and awful… in all honesty, I think I’d only allowed myself to watch those two again because of… drumroll please
>
> JARVIS!

The dumb arm robot is way better than JARVIS. JK

> Iron Mon 1 best Iron Man movie ev-ar. Period.
>
> Anyway, I didn’t really like 2 or 3… the villains and plot were both twisted and awful… in all honesty, I think I’d only allowed myself to watch those two again because of… drumroll please
>
> JARVIS!

I watch them because I like Iron man and RDJ is so hot!

> > Iron Mon 1 best Iron Man movie ev-ar. Period.
> >
> > Anyway, I didn’t really like 2 or 3… the villains and plot were both twisted and awful… in all honesty, I think I’d only allowed myself to watch those two again because of… drumroll please
> >
> > JARVIS!
>
> I watch them because I like Iron man and RDJ is so hot!

Honestly, I prefer giving that merit to Scarlett.

> > > Iron Mon 1 best Iron Man movie ev-ar. Period.
> > >
> > > Anyway, I didn’t really like 2 or 3… the villains and plot were both twisted and awful… in all honesty, I think I’d only allowed myself to watch those two again because of… drumroll please
> > >
> > > JARVIS!
> >
> > I watch them because I like Iron man and RDJ is so hot!
>
> Honestly, I prefer giving that merit to Scarlett.

No! Robert D. Jr is just too hot.

My dad gave me his collection of 1980s and 1970s comic books and I prefer to read the comics over watching the movies. The only super hero franchises I really like are the dark knight and x men. Everything else does not interest me at all. Haven’t seen iron man 2 or 3.

> > Iron Mon 1 best Iron Man movie ev-ar. Period.
> >
> > Anyway, I didn’t really like 2 or 3… the villains and plot were both twisted and awful… in all honesty, I think I’d only allowed myself to watch those two again because of… drumroll please
> >
> > JARVIS!
>
> The dumb arm robot is way better than JARVIS. JK

Ready for sad and pitiful confession moment?

My heart melted when that arm hands him the chest reactor in the first movie. :’)

> No! Robert D. Jr is just too hot.

Somebody forgot to use their text color!

You might also like this guy.

> Ready for sad and pitiful confession moment?
>
> My heart melted when that arm hands him the chest reactor in the first movie. :’)

It was a joke, but I actually like the, uh… Character? Scenery asset? Prop…?

Whatever…

> > The Mandarin did suck in 3. The producers somehow managed to turn one of the most badass Iron Man villains into…that.
>
> Have you watched the Iron Man 3 HISHE vid?

Just did. Pepper should definitely be an Avenger.

> > You kiddin’ me? 3 was much better than 2. All we got with 2 was was a short fight scene with Whiplash at the beginning, an uninteresting “Tony tries to save himself” plot, and an even shorter Whiplash fight scene at the end.
>
> Yeah, exactly, and all we got with 3 was an underwhelming “gasp the villain’s not who you think it is, instead of the awesome and mysterious Mandarin you get the slippery, boring businessman-scientist guy you already knew was a villain” plot twist, all kinds of absurd plot holes and retcons, a complete and unnecessary tonal shift from the first two films, a pointless PTSD subplot that never goes anywhere, a pointless kid sidekick subplot that never goes anywhere, illogical inconsistencies throughout the story, and no AC/DC (that one’s more forgivable, IMO).
> And no really practical continuation of the Marvel Cinematic Universe storyline. Except that Tony somehow instantly solved the problem that forced him to have an arc reactor in his chest and nearly killed him in IM1 and IM2, and is still Iron Man despite having zero Iron Man suits.
>
> Best. Iron. Man. Movie. Ever. Of all time.

Never said it was perfect, but it was way better than that piece of crap Iron Man 2.

> > > The Mandarin did suck in 3. The producers somehow managed to turn one of the most badass Iron Man villains into…that.
> >
> > Have you watched the Iron Man 3 HISHE vid?
>
> Just did. Pepper should definitely be an Avenger.

My fav part is the Incredibles reference. Makes. Abolute. Sense.

> > > > The Mandarin did suck in 3. The producers somehow managed to turn one of the most badass Iron Man villains into…that.
> > >
> > > Have you watched the Iron Man 3 HISHE vid?
> >
> > Just did. Pepper should definitely be an Avenger.
>
> My fav part is the Incredibles reference. Makes. Abolute. Sense.

I can’t tell the two movies apart anymore!

> > > > > The Mandarin did suck in 3. The producers somehow managed to turn one of the most badass Iron Man villains into…that.
> > > >
> > > > Have you watched the Iron Man 3 HISHE vid?
> > >
> > > Just did. Pepper should definitely be an Avenger.
> >
> > My fav part is the Incredibles reference. Makes. Abolute. Sense.
>
> I can’t tell the two movies apart anymore!

Hey, what’s your favorite Marvel movie?

> > > > > > The Mandarin did suck in 3. The producers somehow managed to turn one of the most badass Iron Man villains into…that.
> > > > >
> > > > > Have you watched the Iron Man 3 HISHE vid?
> > > >
> > > > Just did. Pepper should definitely be an Avenger.
> > >
> > > My fav part is the Incredibles reference. Makes. Abolute. Sense.
> >
> > I can’t tell the two movies apart anymore!
>
> Hey, what’s your favorite Marvel movie?

Tough one. I’d have to say…The Avengers.

I haven’t seen Guardians of the Galaxy yet.

> Tough one. I’d have to say…The Avengers.
>
> I haven’t seen Guardians of the Galaxy yet.

I have yet to see the first minutes of The Avengers. Also, I have to wait to rent Guardians ASAP.

But right now, my favorite Marvel movie (and I’m counting the ones not produced directly by them) is Days of Future Past.

I would mention Spider-Man 2, but Mary Jane screams and yells and screams again. And all that too loud.

> > Tough one. I’d have to say…The Avengers.
> >
> > I haven’t seen Guardians of the Galaxy yet.
>
> I have yet to see the first minutes of The Avengers. Also, I have to wait to rent Guardians ASAP.
>
> But right now, my favorite Marvel movie (and I’m counting the ones not produced directly by them) is Days of Future Past.
>
> I would mention Spider-Man 2, but Mary Jane screams and yells and screams again. And all that too loud.

Do NOT get me started on Mary -Yoinking!- Jane!

Making a homemade pizza. Standby for pics!

> Making a homemade pizza. Standby for pics!

Standing by…

> > Making a homemade pizza. Standby for pics!
>
> Standing by…

picture doesn’t do justice :-/

> > > Making a homemade pizza. Standby for pics!
> >
> > Standing by…
>
> picture doesn’t do justice :-/

Hey, pizza is pizza. Looks good to me.