My parents got me some cake.
The cake is not a lie.
> > > > > People say we live in dark times, that things are the worst they have ever been…I disagree. Things are all around better it is just now-a-days all the bad is easier to see with the social media.
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> > > > > That is fine…but too many people let it get to them and they think the entire world sucks. When I see people like that I wish I could show them how wrong they are. People change, sometimes for the good sometimes for the bad and thats fine…but…our job as Guardians is to show them that loving the world is a an option.
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> > > > I’ll be honest, I had a large paragraph written up arguing this. But I need to stop getting into fights over real world problem with people on the internet so I’m just going to say this. No, things are pretty -Yoinked!- right now and it needs to be accepted.
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> > > Compared to our past? No.
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> > > We have improved a lot. Things are not as -Yoinked!- as they once were and it needs to be accepted.
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> > Your right. The world provoking Russia who has nuclear weapons is far better then barbarians invading.
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> Yeah, let’s go back to the Dark Ages. Those were much better times…
Better then possible nuclear war. Look at the pictures of the Japanese who suffered radiation sickness. Both alternatives are pretty -Yoink-.
I took it as a sarcastic answer, sorry if it wasn’t.
> My parents got me some cake.
>
> The cake is not a lie.
As long as your parents aren’t insane super computers then it doesn’t tend to be a lie 
> As long as your parents aren’t insane super computers then it doesn’t tend to be a lie
As far as I know, they are not.
And this cake tastes really weird…
> > As long as your parents aren’t insane super computers then it doesn’t tend to be a lie
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> As far as I know, they are not.
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> And this cake tastes really weird…
Is it made with potatoes?
> > > As long as your parents aren’t insane super computers then it doesn’t tend to be a lie
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> > As far as I know, they are not.
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> > And this cake tastes really weird…
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> Is it made with potatoes?
IDK…
It had seeds (peanut and whatnot), kiwis, strawberries, grapes, peaches, and something my mother calls “cake cream” which tasted like medicine…
> Better then possible nuclear war. Look at the pictures of the Japanese who suffered radiation sickness. Both alternatives are pretty Yoink!.
The key word being possible. Whereas the past years of slavery, torture, and oppression have indeed happened.
I’m not saying I’m Batman but answer me this: Have you ever seen Batman and I in the same room?
> I’m not saying I’m Batman but answer me this: Have you ever seen Batman and I in the same room?
suspicious look No…can’t say that I have.
> I’m not saying I’m Batman but answer me this: Have you ever seen Batman and I in the same room?
If I put my father with U2 and the Beatles, I could put you with Batman as well.
And protect your identity.
Blah, I’d rather be SpiderMan anyways.
> Blah, I’d rather be SpiderMan anyways.
So you would rather be a person that has to cry every 2 hours?
Nice.
> > Blah, I’d rather be SpiderMan anyways.
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> So you would rather be a person that has to cry every 2 hours?
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> Nice.
Lol at least I keep my girlfriends alive!
Except for the most recent movie
Guys, everyone knows Captain America is where it’s at.
Cap’n Crunch is way better
> Guys, everyone knows Captain America is where it’s at.
You mean Captain Obvious.
To the rescue!!
> > Guys, everyone knows Captain America is where it’s at.
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> You mean Captain Obvious.
>
> To the rescue!!
I actually prefer Captain Hindsight.
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Whut about Captain Hook?
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> Whut about Captain Hook?
And Captain Planet?
Captain D’s?
> Captain D’s?
Ok, Captain Rex. Nuff said.
I’m not bringing him up because I’ve continued watching TCW. He has being one of my favorite cartoon characters since the series started.