The Official Off-topic Thread 7

> Oh, and I thought Pokemon wasn’t bloody. (From official Pokemon manga.)[/color]

A few years ago on some website someone posted a page from a Pokemon manga where Red’s pikachu sliced an arbok in half. Before that it never occurred to me that being hit by a hyper beam might hurt just a little.

Another question:

Why is it called a building…and it’s already been built?

> As best summed up by someone somewhere on the internet: English beats up other languages in dark alleyways and rifles through their pockets for loose grammar.

This is hands down the best thing I’ve ever read.

> Another question:
>
> Why is it called a building…and it’s already been built?

Are you getting these from twitter. There’s a lot of these types of questions on this page called “hits blunt” some of them are pretty funny.

Is the “S” or the “C” silent in scent?

> > Another question:
> >
> > Why is it called a building…and it’s already been built?
>
> Are you getting these from twitter. There’s a lot of these types of questions on this page called “hits blunt” some of them are pretty funny.
>
> <mark>Is the “S” or the “C” silent in scent?</mark>

Wow, that actually makes you think.

Anyway, my friend’s been asking me all of these questions. He probably did see them on Twitter.

I’ve been playing so much Destiny I’ve lost interest in the MCC, to be quite honest I was never fully hyped for MCC in the first place, it’s just 4 games I’ve already played with some graphical improvements.

> I’ve been playing so much Destiny I’ve lost interest in the MCC, to be quite honest I was never fully hyped for MCC in the first place, it’s just 4 games I’ve already played with some graphical improvements.

Except the Halo 2 multiplayer (which is being added to and improved) is back and the CE multiplayer is on console for the first time. Also, the Halo 3 server will be better with hopefully a fix in netcode, the servers won’t be dying constantly, and there will be a new population boost. Now that everyone will have the DLC in Halo 4, you might find matches on DLC maps without Squad DLC or hoping you find that 1/10000000 group of people who all have DLC. Its more then just graphical improvements.

Though I honestly have no place to talk because I’m one of those people who don’t have the money for a Xbone. By the time I do, it might already be on PC (which I pray to God has a physical release and does not work exclusively through Steam cough Skyrim) in which case I’ll just go PC for longevity.

> > Oh, and I thought Pokemon wasn’t bloody. (From official Pokemon manga.)[/color]
>
> A few years ago on some website someone posted a page from a Pokemon manga where Red’s pikachu sliced an arbok in half. Before that it never occurred to me that being hit by a hyper beam might hurt just a little.

Yikes.

I do believe that I read or watched somewhere that if you take a good look at Pokedex entries, you’ll see that, like, 75% of the Pokemon out there have a very good chance of killing you.

Magcargo.
That lava-slug lookin’ Pokemon? According to the Pokedex, it’s body temperature is 18,000 degrees F. Nearly twice as hot as the surface temperature of the sun.
“A wild Magcargo appeared!”
“Trainer evaporated!”

> Yikes.
>
> I do believe that I read or watched somewhere that if you take a good look at Pokedex entries, you’ll see that, like, 75% of the Pokemon out there have a very good chance of killing you.
>
> Magcargo.
> That lava-slug lookin’ Pokemon? According to the Pokedex, it’s body temperature is 18,000 degrees F. Nearly twice as hot as the surface temperature of the sun.
> “A wild Magcargo appeared!”
> “Trainer evaporated!”

Well the good people over at gamefreak sure do know how to exaggerate.

Just imagine walking to safari zone in real life.

“trainer throws a rock at touros”

“touros runs trainer over”

Game over.

> > Yikes.
> >
> > I do believe that I read or watched somewhere that if you take a good look at Pokedex entries, you’ll see that, like, 75% of the Pokemon out there have a very good chance of killing you.
> >
> > Magcargo.
> > That lava-slug lookin’ Pokemon? According to the Pokedex, it’s body temperature is 18,000 degrees F. Nearly twice as hot as the surface temperature of the sun.
> > “A wild Magcargo appeared!”
> > “Trainer evaporated!”
>
> Well the good people over at gamefreak sure do know how to exaggerate.
>
> Just imagine walking to safari zone in real life.
>
> “trainer throws a rock touros”
>
> “touros runs trainer over”
>
> Game over.

…Blastoise can destroy a tank with its hydro pump…

> > Oh, and I thought Pokemon wasn’t bloody. (From official Pokemon manga.)[/color]
>
> A few years ago on some website someone posted a page from a Pokemon manga where Red’s pikachu sliced an arbok in half. Before that it never occurred to me that being hit by a hyper beam might hurt just a little.

That manga series is insane. Cities get destroyed, the villains are constantly trying to kill people, characters are left with debilitating injuries that last years and they often create situations which leave you thinking characters have been killed or maimed for ages. It’s hard to believe its official.

Dark Souls online is so fun. And -Yoink- you Smough you fat boobed tub of lard. Finally got past him on NG+.

On the topic of anime/manga, this has got to be the best compilation I have seen yet.

> > > Yikes.
> > >
> > > I do believe that I read or watched somewhere that if you take a good look at Pokedex entries, you’ll see that, like, 75% of the Pokemon out there have a very good chance of killing you.
> > >
> > > Magcargo.
> > > That lava-slug lookin’ Pokemon? According to the Pokedex, it’s body temperature is 18,000 degrees F. Nearly twice as hot as the surface temperature of the sun.
> > > “A wild Magcargo appeared!”
> > > “Trainer evaporated!”
> >
> > Well the good people over at gamefreak sure do know how to exaggerate.
> >
> > Just imagine walking to safari zone in real life.
> >
> > “trainer throws a rock touros”
> >
> > “touros runs trainer over”
> >
> > Game over.
>
> …Blastoise can destroy a tank with its hydro pump…

Yeah, what happens when it hits something that isn’t made to endure numerous shellings? Like, oh, I don’t know, a Pokemon?!

As for what Ebon King said about manga, you’re right. I think the Hoenn was obliterated to shreds, and they send in a giant blimp to save everyone. Wat.

Let’s see here… Whips out Pokedex

-Almost every entry about Haunter states that if touches anything once, it cause endless shuddering. And it normally does that with it’s tongue.
-Here’s Metagross’:
METAGROSS is the result of two METANG achieving fusion. When hunting, this POKéMON pins the prey to the ground under its massive body. It then eats the helpless victim using the large mouth on its stomach.
-And Glalie:
GLALIE has the ability to freely control ice. For example, it can instantly freeze its foe solid. After immobilizing its foe in ice, this POKéMON enjoys eating it in leisurely fashion.
-And here’s Grimers from the latest gen:
Sludge exposed to X-rays from the moon transformed into Grimer. It loves feeding on filthy things

Pokemon! The land where the moon gives off X-Ray radiation! :smiley:
And seriously. When they’re classifying the Pokemon… ‘Electric Mouse Pokemon’, for example… do they even though what a mouse is?! Ya know what, screw it, Read this yourself and have a good laugh. :stuck_out_tongue:

> Except the Halo 2 multiplayer (which is being added to and improved)

you’re joking kid? I have played the Halo 2 Multiplayer before, so because I have to state the obvious, it’s just H2 multiplayer with graphical improvements, so what?

I’m one of these people with common sense who don’t think graphical improvements to old games are any more impressive than an actual new instalment in the series.

> Anyone wanna buy me an Xbox One? …anyone?
>
> Can’t wait to play The Evil Within. And the MCC of course.

I’m telling you this website is legit and where I got mine. As long as you don’t mind paying a little bit more, but it’s in the long run so not a big deal anyways. I had no choice but to do this lol

> > Anyone wanna buy me an Xbox One? …anyone?
> >
> > Can’t wait to play The Evil Within. And the MCC of course.
>
> I’m telling you this website is legit and where I got mine. As long as you don’t mind paying a little bit more, but it’s in the long run so not a big deal anyways. I had no choice but to do this lol

Ahhhhh, virus!

Nah, but I’m planning on getting the white Xbox bundle in October.

> > > Anyone wanna buy me an Xbox One? …anyone?
> > >
> > > Can’t wait to play The Evil Within. And the MCC of course.
> >
> > I’m telling you this website is legit and where I got mine. As long as you don’t mind paying a little bit more, but it’s in the long run so not a big deal anyways. I had no choice but to do this lol
>
> Ahhhhh, virus!
>
> Nah, but I’m planning on getting the white Xbox <mark>bundle</mark> in October.

Brack Friday Bunduru!

> > > Yikes.
> > >
> > > I do believe that I read or watched somewhere that if you take a good look at Pokedex entries, you’ll see that, like, 75% of the Pokemon out there have a very good chance of killing you.
> > >
> > > Magcargo.
> > > That lava-slug lookin’ Pokemon? According to the Pokedex, it’s body temperature is 18,000 degrees F. Nearly twice as hot as the surface temperature of the sun.
> > > “A wild Magcargo appeared!”
> > > “Trainer evaporated!”
> >
> > Well the good people over at gamefreak sure do know how to exaggerate.
> >
> > Just imagine walking to safari zone in real life.
> >
> > “trainer throws a rock touros”
> >
> > “touros runs trainer over”
> >
> > Game over.
>
> …Blastoise can destroy a tank with its hydro pump…

My friend was telling me about how machamp is able to move mountains by punching them…

But yet a dynamic punch will only make the Pokemon dizzy if not fainted by it.

> > > > Yikes.
> > > >
> > > > I do believe that I read or watched somewhere that if you take a good look at Pokedex entries, you’ll see that, like, 75% of the Pokemon out there have a very good chance of killing you.
> > > >
> > > > Magcargo.
> > > > That lava-slug lookin’ Pokemon? According to the Pokedex, it’s body temperature is 18,000 degrees F. Nearly twice as hot as the surface temperature of the sun.
> > > > “A wild Magcargo appeared!”
> > > > “Trainer evaporated!”
> > >
> > > Well the good people over at gamefreak sure do know how to exaggerate.
> > >
> > > Just imagine walking to safari zone in real life.
> > >
> > > “trainer throws a rock touros”
> > >
> > > “touros runs trainer over”
> > >
> > > Game over.
> >
> > …Blastoise can destroy a tank with its hydro pump…
>
> <mark>My friend was telling me about how machamp is able to move mountains by punching them…</mark>
> <mark>But yet a dynamic punch will only make the Pokemon dizzy if not fainted by it</mark>.

Always got me thinking too