The Official Off-topic Thread 7

> Would you guys rather lie in a coffin full of cockroaches for 50 minutes or simply eat one?

You didn’t say what kind of cockroach, so I would rather eat a chocolate one which is fake.
:slight_smile:

Sorry to change the subject but does anyone know when minecraft for xbox one comes out iv seen it say august but nothing else just trying to a help a mate at work.

Here in Washington state (out in the woods), there are literally wasp nests in every corner outside. When they get inside, they dive-bomb everyone indoors and hide under bed sheets waiting for unsuspecting victims to lay down. I’ve been stung in the middle of the back that way. It hurt.
We also get a lot of spiders, but so far no dangerous ones.

I’ve been in Africa several times, and suffice it to say they know how to grow insects out there.

There’s this stretch of hedges along a road we’d often walk down, and there were more webs than vegetation on them. The spiders themselves get as big as 4 inches long, and I sometimes have nightmares about falling into those hedges (fortunately that never actually happened to me).
Between those, the smaller “monkey spiders” that actually jump off of walls at people, the giant wasps, six-inch grashopper-ish/cockroach-ish unclassifiable bugs and other various creepy-crawlies, I’m quite content to put up with the local insects in the US.

> > Would you guys rather lie in a coffin full of cockroaches for 50 minutes or simply eat one?
>
> You didn’t say what kind of cockroach, so I would rather eat a chocolate one which is fake.
> :slight_smile:

Cheater!

> > > Would you guys rather lie in a coffin full of cockroaches for 50 minutes or simply eat one?
> >
> > You didn’t say what kind of cockroach, so I would rather eat a chocolate one which is fake.
> > :slight_smile:
>
> Cheater!

Hacker!
Ban Cyanades for hacking!

> > > > Would you guys rather lie in a coffin full of cockroaches for 50 minutes or simply eat one?
> > >
> > > You didn’t say what kind of cockroach, so I would rather eat a chocolate one which is fake.
> > > :slight_smile:
> >
> > Cheater!
>
> Hacker!
> Ban Cyanades for hacking!

Don’t say the “B” word 'round these parts fellow

> Here in Washington state (out in the woods), there are literally wasp nests in every corner outside. When they get inside, they dive-bomb everyone indoors and hide under bed sheets waiting for unsuspecting victims to lay down. I’ve been stung in the middle of the back that way. It hurt.
> We also get a lot of spiders, but so far no dangerous ones.
>
> I’ve been in Africa several times, and suffice it to say they know how to grow insects out there.
>
> There’s this stretch of hedges along a road we’d often walk down, and there were more webs than vegetation on them. The spiders themselves get as big as 4 inches long, and I sometimes have nightmares about falling into those hedges (fortunately that never actually happened to me).
> Between those, the smaller “monkey spiders” that actually jump off of walls at people, the giant wasps, six-inch grashopper-ish/cockroach-ish unclassifiable bugs and other various creepy-crawlies, I’m quite content to put up with the local insects in the US.

Now I’m sufficiently terrified. Thankfully, the bugs here in Michigan aren’t too bad, but because of how cold it can get, the flies end up, being the size of dimes. I know that’s not bad, but they’re bigger than the ones that I’ve seen in southern states.

> > Here in Washington state (out in the woods), there are literally wasp nests in every corner outside. When they get inside, they dive-bomb everyone indoors and hide under bed sheets waiting for unsuspecting victims to lay down. I’ve been stung in the middle of the back that way. It hurt.
> > We also get a lot of spiders, but so far no dangerous ones.
> >
> > I’ve been in Africa several times, and suffice it to say they know how to grow insects out there.
> >
> > There’s this stretch of hedges along a road we’d often walk down, and there were more webs than vegetation on them. The spiders themselves get as big as 4 inches long, and I sometimes have nightmares about falling into those hedges (fortunately that never actually happened to me).
> > Between those, the smaller “monkey spiders” that actually jump off of walls at people, the giant wasps, six-inch grashopper-ish/cockroach-ish unclassifiable bugs and other various creepy-crawlies, I’m quite content to put up with the local insects in the US.
>
> Now I’m sufficiently terrified. Thankfully, the bugs here in Michigan aren’t too bad, but because of how cold it can get, the flies end up, being the size of dimes. I know that’s not bad, but they’re bigger than the ones that I’ve seen in southern states.

When I go up camping, I sometimes see flies as big as nickels…horse flies, I guess they’re called. The buggers bite, and it’s really painful.

For some weird reason, I somehow feel like I’ve got a fly crawling on me now. Ow!!! @#$% it!

> Wasps scare the living daylights out of me.

Wasps and Bees. I was stung on the neck when I was younger, cause me to take almost uncontrollable panic attacks when they come near me these days. God just thinking about >.<

> snip

Yup, I’m not sleeping well tonight 0__o

It’s great to know that everyone, no matter what race, religion, or nationality, can all agree that bugs are the creepiest things ever.

> Sorry to change the subject but does anyone know when minecraft for xbox one comes out iv seen it say august but nothing else just trying to a help a mate at work.

it was going to come in august but got delayed.

Ok so when is Microsoft going to release a keyboard for the X1? Arrrgggggg.

> It’s great to know that everyone, no matter what race, religion, or nationality, can all agree that bugs are the creepiest things ever.

I’ll bet the Unggoy are pretty bummed now (being arthropods, they are most closely related to insects and other bugs). It must be hard to freak out every time you look at something reflective…

> Ok so when is Microsoft going to release a keyboard for the X1? Arrrgggggg.

was there even one for the 360 or do you mean the chat pad?

> > Sorry to change the subject but does anyone know when minecraft for xbox one comes out iv seen it say august but nothing else just trying to a help a mate at work.
>
> it was going to come in august but got delayed.

Do you know how long it got delayed for.

> > > Sorry to change the subject but does anyone know when minecraft for xbox one comes out iv seen it say august but nothing else just trying to a help a mate at work.
> >
> > it was going to come in august but got delayed.
>
> Do you know how long it got delayed for.

hasn’t been said but the ps4 version is ready now they are just fixing bugs on the xb1 version so I’m expecting around a month delay or something

> > Ok so when is Microsoft going to release a keyboard for the X1? Arrrgggggg.
>
> was there even one for the 360 or do you mean the chat pad?

YEa that lol

> > > Sorry to change the subject but does anyone know when minecraft for xbox one comes out iv seen it say august but nothing else just trying to a help a mate at work.
> >
> > it was going to come in august but got delayed.
>
> Do you know how long it got delayed for.

Currently there is no news as to a new release date. Apparently they were attempting to fix more bugs with the game.

Edit: Looks like Exotic beat me to it. Whoops. :stuck_out_tongue:

> > > Ok so when is Microsoft going to release a keyboard for the X1? Arrrgggggg.
> >
> > was there even one for the 360 or do you mean the chat pad?
>
> YEa that lol

oh yeah! totally agree, its a pain to write a message when it takes a minute to say ´how are you doing?´

Wasps, spiders, roaches…forget all that. Owls. They’re up to something. I can see it in their little smirks. Don’t trust them.