Whew…wild game yesterday and today, my bros are still at it on yesterdays football game. Lucky me, the NE Patriots beat the crap out of NC Panthers so i slept well, lol. Anyhow, hows it going folks?
> > > > > If you’ve got an iPhone 5 and are having battery issues - you might be able to get a free replacement from Apple.
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> > > > > https://ssl.apple.com/support/iphone5-battery/
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> > > > > Turns out I’m eligible.
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> > > > Thought all battery’s on iPhones were bad lol.just checked I wasn’t eligible never mind.
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> > > Oh, they are but those affected by this have it really bad.
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> > How bad do people have it I can loose about 10% every hour.will you be getting a replacement?.
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> When my phone is fully charged, it behaves like a normal phone at 60%. It dies within two hours of use. It’s awful. I had to buy a charging case.
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> I’ll be getting it replaced as soon as my parents are back from vacation.
Crap and I thought mine was bad I hope apple sorts this battery thing out for future phones.
Did you now Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to play a famous musician?
He’ll be Bach.
> Did you now Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to play a famous musician?
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> He’ll be Bach.
Now that…will be interesting to watch. 
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> > Best joke i’ve heard all day. 
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> What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
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> You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
What about the glue?
“I knew you’d get stuck there…”
lol
> Whew…wild game yesterday and today, my bros are still at it on yesterdays football game. Lucky me, the NE Patriots beat the crap out of NC Panthers so i slept well, lol. Anyhow, hows it going folks?
Very well indeed thought I didint have long till I finished watch dog but to my susprise I’m no where near finishing it.American football no idea of the rules of that game but glad your team won.
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> > > Best joke i’ve heard all day.
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> > What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
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> > You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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> What about the glue?
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> “I knew you’d get stuck there…”
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> lol
-Yoink!-, you beat me to it.
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> > > > slow claps
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> > > > Best joke i’ve heard all day.
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> > > What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
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> > > You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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> > What about the glue?
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> > “I knew you’d get stuck there…”
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> > lol
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> -Yoink!-, you beat me to it.
Well I waited a while to see if any other of you peeps would say it lol
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> > > > > slow claps
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> > > > > Best joke i’ve heard all day.
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> > > > What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
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> > > > You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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> > > What about the glue?
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> > > “I knew you’d get stuck there…”
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> > > lol
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> > -Yoink!-, you beat me to it.
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> Well I waited a while to see if any other of you peeps would say it lol
Ha, I was waiting too. I’m surprised no one even noticed it.
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> > > > > > slow claps
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> > > > > > Best joke i’ve heard all day.
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> > > > > What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
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> > > > > You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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> > > > What about the glue?
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> > > > “I knew you’d get stuck there…”
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> > > > lol
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> > > -Yoink!-, you beat me to it.
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> > Well I waited a while to see if any other of you peeps would say it lol
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> Ha, I was waiting too. I’m surprised no one even noticed it.
What’s funny is I heard this joke only yesterday. Was shocked somebody said it lol
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> > > > > > > slow claps
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> > > > > > > Best joke i’ve heard all day.
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> > > > > > What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
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> > > > > > You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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> > > > > What about the glue?
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> > > > > “I knew you’d get stuck there…”
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> > > > > lol
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> > > > -Yoink!-, you beat me to it.
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> > > Well I waited a while to see if any other of you peeps would say it lol
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> > Ha, I was waiting too. I’m surprised no one even noticed it.
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> What’s funny is I heard this joke only yesterday. Was shocked somebody said it lol
Wow, what are the odds?
> Wow, what are the odds?
*were (past tense).
Deal with it
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> Deal with it
Thank you for correcting these word crimes.
So I’ve accidentally insinuated my friend was overweight twice now. She’s in very good shape, in no way overweight, and neither time did I mean it to be taken that way, just used an awful choice of phrasing. I’ll never hear the end of it. Now, feel free to take a guess why I call myself “Silent.”
If you need me, I’ll be putting my foot in my mouth. Both of them.
What I love about BioShock Infinite is that everything in the game is parallel to BioShock 1; city at the bottom at the ocean/flying up in the sky, silent/speaking protagonist, Big Daddies/Songbird, choices affect game/you, Ryan/Comstock ideology, just to name some examples but a lot of things are parallel to each other and that’s why I love the game.
Some may not like that’s how it is, that’s okay, but I for one like it. 
> Did you now Arnold Schwarzenegger is going to play a famous musician?
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> He’ll be Bach.
Well what do you know.
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> > > > > > > > slow claps
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> > > > > > > > Best joke i’ve heard all day.
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> > > > > > > What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
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> > > > > > > You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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> > > > > > What about the glue?
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> > > > > > “I knew you’d get stuck there…”
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> > > > > > lol
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> > > > > -Yoink!-, you beat me to it.
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> > > > Well I waited a while to see if any other of you peeps would say it lol
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> > > Ha, I was waiting too. I’m surprised no one even noticed it.
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> > What’s funny is I heard this joke only yesterday. Was shocked somebody said it lol
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> Wow, what are the odds?
Yea exactly! I heard it from a website I go to alot called the chive.
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> > > > > > > > > Best joke i’ve heard all day.
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> > > > > > > > What’s the difference between a fish, a piano, and a tub of glue?
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> > > > > > > > You can tuna piano, but you can’t piano a tuna
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> > > > > > > What about the glue?
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> > > > > > > “I knew you’d get stuck there…”
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> > > > > > > lol
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> > > > > > -Yoink!-, you beat me to it.
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> > > > > Well I waited a while to see if any other of you peeps would say it lol
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> > > > Ha, I was waiting too. I’m surprised no one even noticed it.
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> > > What’s funny is I heard this joke only yesterday. Was shocked somebody said it lol
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> > Wow, what are the odds?
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> Yea exactly! I heard it from a website I go to alot called the chive.
Most of the jokes I hear are from Buzzfeed.
> So I’ve accidentally insinuated my friend was overweight twice now. She’s in very good shape, in no way overweight, and neither time did I mean it to be taken that way, just used an awful choice of phrasing. I’ll never hear the end of it. Now, feel free to take a guess why I call myself “Silent.”
That’s what I love about the internet, you have more time to think before you type and can easily stop yourself if something doesn’t sound right.