The Official Off-topic Thread 7

> Oh jeez… finally finished a four hour battle against some hazardous malware that completely invaded our computer. Even Waypoint, on which I have never seen an ad, was eclisped by random spam.
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> Random words in posts were bolded and linked to some ad or another, every time I clicked on a thread, a new window with another ad appeared, and there were those ‘CONGRATS YOU’RE THE 10,000 VISITOR’ ad bars. 10,000 visitor? But Mr. Spam-vertiser, there are already 500,000+ people here before now!
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> Thank god that’s fixed… oh, and did I mention there was also a third-party ‘computer fixing agency’ that got a hold of our computer during it all too?
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> Well… how’s everyone doing today?

One time I visited the Halo Wikipedia (not Halopedia, but the one with virus ads), and a virus locked down my computer, telling me the FBI found ‘evidence’ of bad things, but I could pay 800 dollars to unlock it. Eventually we got it fixed, and to this day, my dad and I still joke about having to pay the FBI 800 dollars.

One of the best childhood memories.


I have a random Batman question. Batman and Bruce Wayne in public act total opposites, but wouldn’t people be suspicious of Bruce Wayne having an incredibly athletic and similar build to Batman? Where would they think Batman’s equipment is all coming from? Also, can’t Superman take time out of his day to take care of Batman’s duties? For example, Superman could beat all of the villains in The Dark Knight trilogy in a fraction of the time it takes Batman, and it’s much easier as well as safer for Superman. They’re set in the same universe.

> > > > > > > I want him to die. You can’t drag a series on forever.
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> > > > > > The Simpsons want a word with you.
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> > > > > Took me a minute to realize what you meant, XD.
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> > > > How long has Simpsons been going now ?
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> > > Since 1989, for 25 seasons. Yet, im just stunned that its still going, :).
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> > Crumbs that’s a long time that’s a year befor I started work.
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> Yup. Two years before i was born, the show came out. Yet, i prefer Family Guy over Simpsons.

Family guy is funny I think iv only seen about 5 episodes I quite Futurama to

@HurryingCandy we have had quite bad with the rain hopefully the sun will come out today.

> > Oh jeez… finally finished a four hour battle against some hazardous malware that completely invaded our computer. Even Waypoint, on which I have never seen an ad, was eclisped by random spam.
> >
> > Random words in posts were bolded and linked to some ad or another, every time I clicked on a thread, a new window with another ad appeared, and there were those ‘CONGRATS YOU’RE THE 10,000 VISITOR’ ad bars. 10,000 visitor? But Mr. Spam-vertiser, there are already 500,000+ people here before now!
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> > Thank god that’s fixed… oh, and did I mention there was also a third-party ‘computer fixing agency’ that got a hold of our computer during it all too?
> >
> > Well… how’s everyone doing today?
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> One time I visited the Halo Wikipedia (not Halopedia, but the one with virus ads), and a virus locked down my computer, telling me the FBI found ‘evidence’ of bad things, but I could pay 800 dollars to unlock it. Eventually we got it fixed, and to this day, my dad and I still joke about having to pay the FBI 800 dollars.

Hahaha…

Halo Junky joins FBI
Sees filed report pressing charges of $800
Hahah—
Opens file

> Family guy is funny I think iv only seen about 5 episodes I quite Futurama to

If you like those shows, then check out Rick and Morty.

> Hahaha…
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> Halo Junky joins FBI
> Sees filed report pressing charges of $800
> Hahah—
> Opens file

I can’t confirm or deny that I would do this…

> I have a random Batman question. Batman and Bruce Wayne in public act total opposites, but wouldn’t people be suspicious of Bruce Wayne having an incredibly athletic and similar build to Batman? Where would they think Batman’s equipment is all coming from? Also, can’t Superman take time out of his day to take care of Batman’s duties? For example, Superman could beat all of the villains in The Dark Knight trilogy in a fraction of the time it takes Batman, and it’s much easier as well as safer for Superman. They’re set in the same universe.

Yeah…

Basically, filtering the population of Gotham would be suficient. Filter by individual height, then filter whatever is left by funding capabilities.

DAVE did this, and decided not to reveal the secret as a good villian.

Plus at the end of the third movie, Wayne and Batman disappear, and then reappear at the same time, then are never seen again… Nobody in the entire city notices a pattern.

> > I have a random Batman question. Batman and Bruce Wayne in public act total opposites, but wouldn’t people be suspicious of Bruce Wayne having an incredibly athletic and similar build to Batman? Where would they think Batman’s equipment is all coming from? Also, can’t Superman take time out of his day to take care of Batman’s duties? For example, Superman could beat all of the villains in The Dark Knight trilogy in a fraction of the time it takes Batman, and it’s much easier as well as safer for Superman. They’re set in the same universe.
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> Yeah…
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> Basically, filtering the population of Gotham would be suficient. Filter by individual height, then filter whatever is left by funding capabilities.
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> DAVE did this, and decided not to reveal the secret as a good villian.
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> Plus at the end of the third movie, Wayne and Batman disappear, and then reappear at the same time, then are never seen again… Nobody in the entire city notices a pattern.

Plus the fact that Batman started appearing when Bruce Wayne came back from his several-year “trip.”

Another question: Why hasn’t the Joker or anyone else gotten the death sentence? You can only plead insanity so many times…

> Plus the fact that Batman started appearing when Bruce Wayne came back from his several-year “trip.”
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> Another question: Why hasn’t the Joker or anyone else gotten the death sentence? You can only plead insanity so many times…

Its so difficult to find stories that completely make sense these days…

> > Plus the fact that Batman started appearing when Bruce Wayne came back from his several-year “trip.”
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> > Another question: Why hasn’t the Joker or anyone else gotten the death sentence? You can only plead insanity so many times…
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> Its so difficult to find stories that completely make sense these days…

Tell me about it…

The next month is going to go by so fast…so many things to do.

Excited and anxious.

The only thing that’s funner than learning all about an expanded universe is building an expanded universe.

So, my Computer science-studies begin today…

Well, these forums seem empty at 1 a.m.

Of course.

ECHO!
ECHO!
ECHO!
ECHO!

Okay, Xbox.NL commercial !

> Gamescom is available on Xbox.com and Xbox Live.
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> No way to watch is better than on the Xbox ONE
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> Out on Sep,5th

I think they need to stop just translating the US version and actually read them

I’m trying so hard to get in to Titanfall but when I do, another 12 year old comes on with the Smartpistol and camps with the cloak, this just ruins the experience for me.

Anyone else finding Titanfall frustrating because of these kind of features?

> So, my Computer science-studies begin today…

Cool!

Maybe you can stop all this malware junk from inhabiting my desktop.

> > I have a random Batman question. Batman and Bruce Wayne in public act total opposites, but wouldn’t people be suspicious of Bruce Wayne having an incredibly athletic and similar build to Batman? Where would they think Batman’s equipment is all coming from? Also, can’t Superman take time out of his day to take care of Batman’s duties? For example, Superman could beat all of the villains in The Dark Knight trilogy in a fraction of the time it takes Batman, and it’s much easier as well as safer for Superman. They’re set in the same universe.
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> Yeah…
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> Basically, filtering the population of Gotham would be suficient. Filter by individual height, then filter whatever is left by funding capabilities.
>
> DAVE did this, and decided not to reveal the secret as a good villian.
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> Plus at the end of the third movie, Wayne and Batman disappear, and then reappear at the same time, then are never seen again… Nobody in the entire city notices a pattern.

Hahaha… you sillies… all those questions are so easy to answer! It’s simply because…

HE’S BATMAN.

> > > Plus the fact that Batman started appearing when Bruce Wayne came back from his several-year “trip.”
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> > > Another question: Why hasn’t the Joker or anyone else gotten the death sentence? You can only plead insanity so many times…
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> > Its so difficult to find stories that completely make sense these days…
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> Tell me about it…

There’s a lot of things making people scratch their heads. I guess ComicBeast is right, it’s because he’s Batman.

Our world we live in today is connected.
Not psychically, but by thousands of airwaves, satellites, interwebs, and more.

And I’m becoming disconnected, plunging into some rental out in the wilderness without the word ‘electronic’ in it’s vocabulary.

I’M GONNA GO INTO WITHDRAWAL!

> I’m trying so hard to get in to Titanfall but when I do, another 12 year old comes on with the Smartpistol and camps with the cloak, this just ruins the experience for me.
>
> Anyone else finding Titanfall frustrating because of these kind of features?

Nope. It’s easy to see somebody who is using Camo, it’s up to you to shoot them before the Smart Pistol locks on.

> I’m trying so hard to get in to Titanfall but when I do, another 12 year old comes on with the Smartpistol and camps with the cloak, this just ruins the experience for me.
>
> Anyone else finding Titanfall frustrating because of these kind of features?

Dude. Number 1 advice for Titanfall:

ALWAYS KEEP MOVING.