Sarge: Saddle up we got a new tank
Grif: I call shotgun
Simmons: you can’t call shotgun on a tank
Grif: yeah you can because there is a second seat
Simmons: Well I’ll stick to the warthog
Grif: IT’S A PUMA
Sarge: Stop making up animals
Sarge: Tell me why you don’t want to be in this tank?
Simmons: Why it’s a death machine
Sarge: of course it’s a death machine, IT’S A TANK
Simmons: No I mean it’s a death trap
Sarge: and why is it a death trap
Simmons: Some lucky blue is going to get a spartan laser and blow it up.
Grif: Well then I hope caboose gets that thing
Sarge: We ain’t that lucky
Simmons: also we can be boarded, and get toppled over, and it’s slow
Simmons: In fact the safest place to be on it is in the gunners seat
Grif: you mean the shotgun seat
Simmons: once again, YOU CAN’T CALL SHOTGUN ON A TANK
Simmons: also it only has seating for two
Sarge: who designed this thing?
Simmons: 34-uh-red comma- The UNSC sir
Sarge: Is there anything better on this model than on the last one
Simmons: It has cup holders?
Simmons: also it doesn’t have “S.H.E.L.A
Caboose: Shela? Where is she?
Church: no caboose they don’t have “Shela” in this model
Caboose: Noooooo… I like hotdogs
Washington: So… we’ll stick with our older model
Caboose: maybe freckles can be in the tank
Church: thats the dumbest thing I’ve heard since we downloaded shela into a plane and let omega drive the tank
O’mally: And it was a good plan too
Doc: no it wasn’t
O’mally: oh shut up you
Sarge: We gotta ask the “UNSD” to give us the old tank back
Grif: It’s the UNSC
Sarge: Stop making imaginary armies
Tucker: I liked it better when there was red command and blue command.
lol! This was actually pretty good. Thanks for the laugh!
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> lol! This was actually pretty good. Thanks for the laugh!
why thank you
Caboose: hey friends look what I got shows the spartan laser
Sarge: Maybe we are that lucky
Oh red vs blue.
The memories.
Its been a while since I’ve had a forum post put a smile on my face. Thank you.
Wow, this should be in an actual episode! This made me laugh like it always does! Red Vs. Blue is awesome.
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> Its been a while since I’ve had a forum post put a smile on my face. Thank you.
should I start doing stuff like this now on?
I cannot stop of imagining them saying this
Is so funny
:3
This is one of the first threads that’s really put a smile on my face since that Palmer beleaving in me thread a while back.