The most unrealistic wishlist for Infinite(Satire)

Games Halo Infinite
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  • Spartan charge needs to stay. - Forge should be online only and unaccessible to Silver memberships. - Play as Chief for Player 1. Locke for Player 2. Tanaka for Player 3. Arbiter for Player 4. - No playable elites they ruin the sadbox - Armors customizers like Halo 5 keep it simple . - A legendary mode like halo 2 - Bring jetpack back . why all the hate? - More REQ pack bundles, I like buying them instead of playing matchmaking. Its exciting - New art style marine comes back. - Halo 3 forge controls pleas - - - YyhALO 4 ELITES must stay, and gruns - Keep emblems like h5, theyre easiest to use and unlock - Bring back the graymind from halo 2 3 he was scaryer than Cortana. - Sprit of fire appearance too! - Dual welding shouldst not retyrn. I haye it. - Story and camping like halo 5. It - Was prefect*(any bold statement is an addin from commentos)*

  • BONUS DLC - Armor lock in a paid dlc - Jackals from Halo2 - Deployable turrets from halo 4 MUST RETURN - PLAsma turret from Halo5 is perfect - If a player betrays you and you boot them, you are booted too for betraying their envy of your Sniper rife

2
  1. Armor lock must return. It was balanced perfectly in halo reach.
3
  1. Jackal Snipers just like Halo 2.
  2. Flood with rocket launchers in closed quarters…
  3. The Halo 2 magnum should be the only pistol available.
  4. Brutes return and are bullet sponges like in Halo 2.
  5. Health and shields return to Halo 2 style.
  6. Flood should return and be easy to kill with melee like in Halo 3.
  7. Shields should always remain undrained after being hit by EMP blasts like the Plasma pistol overcharge.
  8. The energy sword cannot be picked up anymore.
  9. All skulls give the player vegan cooking recipes instead of altering gameplay.
  10. Friendly AI suck at driving again.
  11. Vehicle boarding is gone.
  12. Grifball should return as a gametype and behave exactly as it did in Halo 4.
  13. Keep the Elite armor seen in Halo 4 and 5.
  14. Remove LAN support from multiplayer and cooperative campaign options.
4

>forg and Multyplaier shoul only be DLC bAsed
>remoove the Campagn no one is plaiyng it anymor
>everytyme a new plaier join a mach on multyplaier, evry other pLayer scors should retourn to 0 to let tem a chance
>the plaier shoul d not be abel To take ani alien weepon as it alien and dont now howe to use it
>make me admin fOr the nex game and abel to bann anione, i wil do it for free and huntt rhe hakers
>we shoul d wine a price wen winninge a game, like An armore or someting like tat
>the propulssion pak on halo 5 was prety good, it shoul d stay for the other games

5

I laughed as soon as I saw #1. I actually want some of these though lol

6

I’m pretty sure if you didn’t say it was satire, you would’ve been ousted from the halo community for heresy lol.

7

Don’t forget about Super Sprint! The sprint that doubles all the negative features of natural sprint for the sake of it being 1% lore friendly.

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Don’t forget, they need to rEtUrN tHe hAlO 4 BoLTsHot wItH iT’s shOtGuN LiKe AbILiTy (iT’S nOT OP i SwEAr tO ThE gRaVyMiND), aNd LoAdoUTs nEEd tO rEtUrN as tHe aBseNcE oF iT rUiNs tHe FuN oF hALo pVp.

i’M sUrE tHE mAjOrITy oF tHE cOMmUNitY hAs bEeN aSKiNg tHiS sINcE hALo 4 cAmE oUt.

Edit: I missed something…

tHe mAjOrITy oF inFiNiTE’s cAmPaIgN mUsT bE ceNTEreD aRoUNd LoCkE. MaStER cHieF iS tHE mOsT bOrInG cHarAcTEr iN tHiS fRaNChIsE’s hIStORy.