The most absurd Spartan company names you've read

Been awhile since I have made another random thread but here is a new one! So let us get right down to it. I want to know the best, funniest, or most absurd Spartan company names that you guys have came across.

Disclaimer: you and I are not here to only promote or advertise for companies. Keep the spam out and the Spartan company names on topic (preferably in jokes.)

Here are my top 5.

  1. Saving Private Grunt (I’d watch that movie)
  2. New Colonial Alliance (nca rebel fire teams out of Spartan 4s … Well grim u have some explaining to do)
  3. The Core Destroyers (I swear if Palmer is behind this…)
  4. Jackals in Shackles (omg yes! After HTT S2 all jackals should be like this)
  5. White and Privileged (I mean … We all knew the Internet will go there…)

Edit: More names from this thread.

  1. Champs on Smurf accounts

Yeah I played a guy from White and Privileged. to much

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> Been awhile since I have made another random thread but here is a new one! So let us get right down to it. I want to know the best, funniest, or most absurd Spartan company names that you guys have came across.
>
> Disclaimer: you and I are not here to only promote or advertise for companies. Keep the spam out and the Spartan company names on topic (preferably in jokes.)
>
> Here are my top 5.
> 1. Saving Private Grunt (I’d watch that movie)
> 2. New Colonial Alliance (nca rebel fire teams out of Spartan 4s … Well grim u have some explaining to do)
> 3. The Core Destroyers (I swear if Palmer is behind this…)
> 4. Jackals in Shackles (omg yes! After HTT S2 all jackals should be like this)
> 5. White and Privileged (I mean … We all knew the Internet will go there…)

You put your own company name down? I like the name of the one I belong to. Champs on Smurf accounts

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> > 2533274909139271;1:
> > Been awhile since I have made another random thread but here is a new one! So let us get right down to it. I want to know the best, funniest, or most absurd Spartan company names that you guys have came across.
> >
> > Disclaimer: you and I are not here to only promote or advertise for companies. Keep the spam out and the Spartan company names on topic (preferably in jokes.)
> >
> > Here are my top 5.
> > 1. Saving Private Grunt (I’d watch that movie)
> > 2. New Colonial Alliance (nca rebel fire teams out of Spartan 4s … Well grim u have some explaining to do)
> > 3. The Core Destroyers (I swear if Palmer is behind this…)
> > 4. Jackals in Shackles (omg yes! After HTT S2 all jackals should be like this)
> > 5. White and Privileged (I mean … We all knew the Internet will go there…)
>
>
> You put your own company name down? I like the name of the one I belong to. Champs on Smurf accounts

Haha! Yes! I wasn’t sure if there were companies with smurf names.

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> > > 2533274909139271;1:
> > > Been awhile since I have made another random thread but here is a new one! So let us get right down to it. I want to know the best, funniest, or most absurd Spartan company names that you guys have came across.
> > >
> > > Disclaimer: you and I are not here to only promote or advertise for companies. Keep the spam out and the Spartan company names on topic (preferably in jokes.)
> > >
> > > Here are my top 5.
> > > 1. Saving Private Grunt (I’d watch that movie)
> > > 2. New Colonial Alliance (nca rebel fire teams out of Spartan 4s … Well grim u have some explaining to do)
> > > 3. The Core Destroyers (I swear if Palmer is behind this…)
> > > 4. Jackals in Shackles (omg yes! After HTT S2 all jackals should be like this)
> > > 5. White and Privileged (I mean … We all knew the Internet will go there…)
> >
> >
> > You put your own company name down? I like the name of the one I belong to. Champs on Smurf accounts
>
>
> Haha! Yes! I wasn’t sure if there were companies with smurf names.

No actual smurf/sock accounts involved, but I like the joke.

I heard one called “The Erect Wenises”