The mods on these forums are pathetic

Games Halo 5: Guardians
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Hey mods,
Your attempt to hide anything that doesn’t suck Halo or Microsoft -Yoink- is hilarious. You guys are a bunch of beta-orbiting losers, I love it.
Hey 343,
Everything you guys make is garbage. You killed Halo because you wanted that Call of Duty player money. Good job. You can’t recreate the success of H1-H3 and can’t maintain an online population like those games did. That’s why you switch to REQ packs. Trying to get the most out of the players before your latest POS is forgotten.
Your games are so pathetically casual that the online competitive scene that Halo 2 spawned ejected you and now you have to “hold your own tournaments.” When Call of Duty is considered more competitive than the garbage you produce, you should consider taking a long, hard look in the mirror.
H4 - quickly forgotten.
MCC - quickly forgotten.
H5 - quickly forgotten.
Hey Microsoft,
Disband 343. Or stop making them work on Halo. Make them work on another FPS game – call it “Call of Battlefield: Space Marines with Jetpacks and LAZORZ.” Hire another company to work on Halo, or retire Halo.
343i, for real though. You are the Mustang of video game dev companies. Garbage in and out. Just stop.

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bruh you post this too often, you need to make yourself a better, happier life

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-Yoink!-. You probably just insulted thousands of people in one post. Was it worth it?

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So you’re just copying and pasting now? That’s cool.

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-He says, going out of his way to rage on an Internet forum.

Enjoy your permaban.

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Hey mods,
Your attempt to hide anything that doesn’t suck Halo or Microsoft -Yoink- is hilarious. You guys are a bunch of beta-orbiting losers, I love it.
I’m not joking when I say what I’m about to say. IT’S SO -Yoinking!- TRUE.
PS. This thread will probably get locked but let me ask you this, should it have even existed…?

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This guy was pretty salty when they banned his main account. He raged on twitter for like 2 hours. It was great.

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i lol at ppl like this, i wonder if there is away to ban all accounts on his xbox

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well, i really enjoy the games so i dont exactly agree with that, but yeh the mods here either need to work their objectivity when deciding what is acceptable content, or be much more specific in their forum rules about what “they” consider inappropriate content/posts

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Gotta love when complete nobodies with worthless opinions make threads because they somehow believe someone cares what they have to say.

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> This guy was pretty salty when they banned his main account. He raged on twitter for like 2 hours. It was great.

Can you PM me a link?

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> > This guy was pretty salty when they banned his main account. He raged on twitter for like 2 hours. It was great.
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> Can you PM me a link?

me too i want to see! lol

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I was here.

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Stop paying attention to the poor thing, folks. Mods should be here any moment to sort this out. Can’t have the forum getting diabetes from all of this salt.

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> Stop paying attention to the poor thing, folks. Mods should be here any moment to sort this out. Can’t have the forum getting diabetes from all of this salt.

Technically, this forum is WAY past diabetes in some areas.

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How many times has been posted now?

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Snickerdoodle, Snickerdoodle, Snickerdoodle <3

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> > Stop paying attention to the poor thing, folks. Mods should be here any moment to sort this out. Can’t have the forum getting diabetes from all of this salt.
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> Technically, this forum is WAY past diabetes in some areas.

Diabetes is blood sugar, folks?

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> Snickerdoodle, Snickerdoodle, Snickerdoodle <3
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> > > Stop paying attention to the poor thing, folks. Mods should be here any moment to sort this out. Can’t have the forum getting diabetes from all of this salt.
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> > Technically, this forum is WAY past diabetes in some areas.
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> Diabetes is blood sugar, folks?

Could’ve sworn that increased salt intake could cause diabetes just the same as sugar. But hey I’m not a medical sciences major so who the hell knows what I’m talking about. So, uh, better clean this thread up before it causes…cardiovascular failure?

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> Snickerdoodle, Snickerdoodle, Snickerdoodle <3
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> > > Stop paying attention to the poor thing, folks. Mods should be here any moment to sort this out. Can’t have the forum getting diabetes from all of this salt.
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> > Technically, this forum is WAY past diabetes in some areas.
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> Diabetes is blood sugar, folks?

Right, excessive salt would cause high blood pressure.

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> > Snickerdoodle, Snickerdoodle, Snickerdoodle <3
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> > > > Stop paying attention to the poor thing, folks. Mods should be here any moment to sort this out. Can’t have the forum getting diabetes from all of this salt.
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> > Diabetes is blood sugar, folks?
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> Could’ve sworn that increased salt intake could cause diabetes just the same as sugar. But hay I’m not a medical sciences major so who the hell knows what I’m talking about. So, uh, better clean this thread up before it causes…cardiovascular failure?

That works.