the legendary REQ has been officially revealed

its what we’ve been all waiting for

YES. THANK YOU 343i.

Would REQ noobz.

Would REQ them so bad.

Now if they’d just add in some moa(moas?) to flatten with it!

OMYGOD ONLY IF!!!

haha…i hope not…(i do really XD)

I’d actually prefer this to the falcon/hornet

I was about to get all salty about people thinking speculation and guessing meant “official confirmation” but you sir deserve a high five.

It’s too OP

YES

It begs the question, what has Hannibal done to make it different from the regular version?

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> It begs the question, what has Hannibal done to make it different from the regular version?

It leaves a path of lighting wherever you drive that harms anyone who steps in it.

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> I was about to get all salty about people thinking speculation and guessing meant “official confirmation” but you sir deserve a high five.

raises hand

10/10 would use all the time.

The Hannibal Forklift: Mythic level one REQ

Weapons: Gauss forks and Gauss horn

The Gauss forks lift Spartans and tanks alike hundreds of miles into the air towards a slipsapce portal to the glassed remains of Reach while the gauss horn sends out a screeching sound only the strongest of Spartans can withstand. It also EMPs all vehicles on the map because -Yoink- you we’re Hannibal.

10/11 Would lift again.

Do you even lift?

Awesome! Best req ever!

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> It begs the question, what has Hannibal done to make it different from the regular version?

Any who come in contact with the forks are ejected into space by an anti-gravity projector. Upon death it releases an explosive blast equivalent to a make round with an EMP side effect. Armor is greatly improved

What would its flavor text be?
“The Hannibal Forklift is the product of generations of innovations. ONI researchers have long inquired the possibility of more effective ways of lifting heavy objects. If ships can jump from one star system to another within seconds, why not the forklift to jump objects to different positions in space? And so the Hannibal Forklift was born. Improved Forklift with the ability to create isolated slipspace fissures just above its twin, heavily-armored forks. We’re not quite sure of the effects on biological organisms, so it is probably best not to get in the way when this comes near.”

My reaction

Good God that clickbait…