The Joker would like to make a statement about halo 4:
> Well, hello, halo 5. You must be 343i’s squeeze. And you are beautiful.
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> Oh, you look nervous. Is it the community? You want to know how they got this way?
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> So I had a game. (halo 4) It was beautiful, like you. The fanboys tell me I worry too much. The complainers tell 343i that they ought to add more. They gamble and get in deep with the arguments. One day, 343i says they’re done fixing halo 4. And they have no incentive to fix what they broke. The complainers can’t take it. I just want to see arena-style halo again. I just want 343i to know that I don’t care about the mistakes. So… I go on the Waypoint forums, and write up this…
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> …by myself. And you know what? The complainers can’t stand the sight of halo 4! They leave! Now I see the fun side. Now I’m always playing halo 3!
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> But really, why don’t you gimme a call when you wanna start taking things a little more seriously?
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> Here’s my card.
The Joker also wants to make a statement about halo 4’s skill-based rank system:
> Do you wanna know why I use the 1-50 system? Halo 4’s SR system is too quick. You can’t savor all the… little… enjoyments.
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> In… you see, in every halo game’s last moment, it shows you what kind of game it really is. So in a way, I know all of the halo games better than you ever did. Would you like to know which of them were failures?
Talking in third person doesn’t make you any more influential. Neither does the tone of your writing. I don’t know if you’re trying to impersonate the Batman character, or giving yourself a pseudo personality, but its not very amusing.
Anyone who frequents these forums recognizes the problems, and a better way of getting your voice out would be to post in the larger threads, that 343 might actually take a look at, unlike the countless threads that pop in and out of the first page in less than a couple hours.
> Talking in third person doesn’t make you any more influential. Neither does the tone of your writing. I don’t know if you’re trying to impersonate the Batman character, or giving yourself a pseudo personality, but its not very amusing.
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> Anyone who frequents these forums recognizes the problems, and a better way of getting your voice out would be to post in the larger threads, that 343 might actually take a look at, unlike the countless threads that pop in and out of the first page in less than a couple hours.
I understand your sincerity about Halo 4’s problem and I share it, but I also welcome attempts at humor because they’re the only smiles Halo 4 brings.
Another way to say it would be Halo 4 offers more to comedians than it does to players, kind of like Mitt Romney would have been a great president for comedians but not for the American people (You can sub “Herman Caine” for “Mitt Romney” if you don’t like the smell of politics penetrating the discussion).
Also if you don’t like someone’s attempt at humor you must remember not all jokes are funny anyway and it is through quantity that we eventually sift out quality. If people didn’t try to make jokes at all because they might fail, no one would try to make jokes that succeed.
I just thought it would be a unique way to present the problems instead of the generic “Ive been a halo player since CE, been playing halo ever since up to now, here’s whats wrong with halo 4…” If anything, you people should be thanking me.
