RECOVERED BY UNSC SPARTAN IMPULSE MELAN
RECOVERY AREA: ESCAPE FROM ARC
AUDIO RECORDING: UNSC SPARTAN HALOXXXPROXXX
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I laid, on the battlefield. My fellow teammates were getting farmed, and were getting slaughtered. As I tried to escape, I was shot down. Outstrafed and out BR’d I laid on the ground, bleeding. Most of my limbs were blown off by a stray Phaeton missile barrage. Around me, my fellow teammates were crying in agony and frustration. Tears rolled down their faces as they were sent to the respawn screen. I was violated by the team farming us, they violently teabagged and melee’d my almost dead body, laughter drowning out the carnage. As their score reached 900 in 20 minutes, while ours sat around 80, it had seemed hopeless. However, there was a beacon of hope. Despite us being farmed, despite us being harvested like crops, the most… upbringing and reassuring voice had spoke to me.
“We’re not out of this yet… you can still destroy the enemy core.” Commander Palmer, my goddess, spoke to me over the comm.
It was by then, there was hope. I reached for the sky, only for my remaining arm to be ran over by a stray ONI hog, the gunner complaining about the turret now overheating. However, a Spartan with Mark IV stood over me.
“I have your story.” He whispered, as everything faded to black. “You were a good harvest. May your sacrifice not be in vain.”
Wow great read haha!. But lets not forget the real reason, and person responsible for Halsey only having one arm.
All the LOL’s.
May pastries light your way to the Great Journey.
Well done sir, well done. You actually made harvesting funny!
A single tear fell as I whispered those words to you…
Forever in our hearts and minds Spartan… Uhh… Salty… Lemon?
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> Forever in our hearts and minds Spartan… Uhh… Salty… Lemon?
Haha
Spartan HALOXXXPROXXX shall not be forgotten. May his gold packs be forever filled with mythics. RIP
Best thing about this is it’s a true story.
I can speak more to you if you want it, Spartan, just get your butt up again.
You know it’s just a simulation… right? So, I expect you at the next briefing up and ready.
Oh commander Palmer… My Promethean knight in shining armour…
Oh, don’t get all too hot and bothered, Sniper. I’ll see you in some War Games simulations Don’t fail me, Spartan because I’m the one signing your paychecks. 
At ease, Spartan. Good, then I’ll go easy for you. Last sim and get some R&R. 
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> I can speak more to you if you want it, Spartan, just get your butt up again.
> You know it’s just a simulation… right? So, I expect you at the next briefing up and ready.
Jokes on you. Your muted.
@OP. Awesome story.
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> RECOVERY AREA: ESCAPE FROM ARC
> AUDIO RECORDING: UNSC SPARTAN HALOXXXPROXXX
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> I laid, on the battlefield. My fellow teammates were getting farmed, and were getting slaughtered. As I tried to escape, I was shot down. Outstrafed and out BR’d I laid on the ground, bleeding. Most of my limbs were blown off by a stray Phaeton missile barrage. Around me, my fellow teammates were crying in agony and frustration. Tears rolled down their faces as they were sent to the respawn screen. I was violated by the team farming us, they violently teabagged and melee’d my almost dead body, laughter drowning out the carnage. As their score reached 900 in 20 minutes, while ours sat around 80, it had seemed hopeless. However, there was a beacon of hope. Despite us being farmed, despite us being harvested like crops, the most… upbringing and reassuring voice had spoke to me.
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> “We’re not out of this yet… you can still destroy the enemy core.” Commander Palmer, my goddess, spoke to me over the comm.
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> It was by then, there was hope. I reached for the sky, only for my remaining arm to be ran over by a stray ONI hog, the gunner complaining about the turret now overheating. However, a Spartan with Mark IV stood over me.
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> “I have your story.” He whispered, as everything faded to black. “You were a good harvest. May your sacrifice not be in vain.”
Palmer is a terrible spartan if she thinks that a team can rally from losing by 820 points to winning the game.
pretty much sums up what warzone is about if your losing
That made me laugh realy hard, gj OP this post gives me hope for a better forum
I had a giggle
Good prose though, impresive.